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that’s crazy. “Kendrick dissed them out of nowhere” y’all are erasing part of my childhood bruh lmfaooo that cold war happened for a decade

Once again I wonder what kind of customers buy a console for $599 while they ignored it at $399.

when the outfit you had planned doesn't come out how you wanted and now you are about to be late

I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

there are people who will go their entire life using a microwave and never stop to wonder how it works. they dont even care. its just a magic box to them.

i’ve been trying to go to the gym and gain weight recently after being anorexic basically my entire life and i never realized how difficult it is to eat 2,000 calories a day. you genuinely just have to not stop eating all day. this is ridiculous

got paid yesterday. paid my bills and outstanding debts. broke again within an hour amazing! adulting is just amazing!

@DesireeAmerica4 I don't think a few stores count as society

A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?

My lawyers will be in contact with you soon wtf is this 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

when I accidentally let ou my real personality and immediately get asked if have autism so I just lock back in

@elonmusk Just remember folks, Democrats in America are not leftist by any means💀

The uniparty in action

@elonmusk A broken clock is right twice a day

@miiilato Good heart or scared of confrontation?

realizing how much disrespect i accepted just because i have a good heart

when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me