visual basic

my mom died a few weeks ago. it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened in my life and i feel like a part of me also died and it will never be ok. that being said i have a weird feeling of freedom. when she was alive she controlled everything i did. now i can do anything. i’m lost

i thought linkedin was stupid and fake but my sister got a job at one of the most hyped pre ipo companies with an rsu package by just messaging people on there. i’m not sure it would work for chuds like me though i think women generally have more luck doing that sort of things

i feel like there will never be another epstein because of the rise of social media, i think celebrities and rich people can find victims themselves on like twitter or something

tried explaining to my coworker that you shouldn’t mix bleach with other chemicals because it could create toxic fumes and he was like “dam you’re just like epstein, you’re smart”

don’t hear much about labubus anymore..

tried to send low 5 figures worth of crypto to my robinhood account and coinbase made me send them a really humiliating video of myself talking to the camera and turning my head to a bunch of different angles. low key feeling molested

brothers girlfriend came over and washed all the dirty dishes i left in the sink for the second week in a row. i could get use to this

@eastdakota @MikaelaShiffrin she’s not gonna fuck you

Congratulations @MikaelaShiffrin!!! 🐐

the space data center is truly one of the dumbest ideas i’ve ever heard. it’s literally physically impossible. i didn’t think elon could think of a bigger scam than the boring company but he did it somehow

a lot of lovers in the grocery store tonight

school and work today back to back. mcdonald’s is the only meal i have time for

coworker told me about robbing someone at gunpoint because they stole his chain 1 year ago and he finally got his “get back”. i asked where he got the gun from and he said he bought it from another coworker

@lull7549361 i was cutting off the bone from the short ribs with the tongs because they charge per pound

@visualbasic97 I was shocked by how a grilled chicken breast with some vegetables was $23 when I went and I got food almost two years ago

i’ve really been enjoying the hot bar slop at whole foods lately. way overpriced though

i literally cannot resist paying $500 for 5 tickets for a dream house raffle. every time i’ve been offered a chance to enter one of these raffles i enter. i think 5 in 70,000 is decent odds for a millionaire dollar house in calabasas

@visualbasic97 x.com/spectatorindex…

not to be a doomer but no one really knows why the market is dumping and the weekend is coming up. i think there is a non zero chance trump attacks iran this weekend when the market is closed. today was the insiders getting out

@BradCohn thank you for writing this

the only thing elon has ever been right about was when he wanted to ban short selling