The Oddfather 👽

Imagine if humans got wiped out and the civilisation that came after discovered the internet and came across this video

Lol there’s a subreddit of people who are in relationships with these bots. They edit the avatars face onto real people too

Kanye said “no one man should have all that power” but then he ran for President. 🤔

I feel like we all have that one thing we didn’t finish eating and live to regret it. For me it was this rainbow cake with hella icing.

Big Sean is just like me.

@A2Kizz @paddy3789 @Ribanez2009 @Iwontusemyrealn @crackconnoisser @shoe0nhead Socialism is when you live like a castaway”

@paddy3789 @Ribanez2009 @Iwontusemyrealn @crackconnoisser @shoe0nhead No more than literally any other business

@AtKai9 @Ribanez2009 @Iwontusemyrealn @crackconnoisser @shoe0nhead Technology and inventions aren't inherently capitalist, but Apple is the pinnacle of capitalism and that's the point.

@Ribanez2009 @Iwontusemyrealn @crackconnoisser @shoe0nhead “Capitalism is when phone”

@Iwontusemyrealn @crackconnoisser @shoe0nhead "twitter from iPhone" damn you capitalism.....

Taking shots in 3’s is insane

If I ever said I dreamt about you, I lied. I don’t get enough sleep to reach the REM phase conducive to having dreams.

This is the purest form of insanity.

@ofori_highest @Demichelisinho @Rakpenguin63 @SphereByMilan @Reuters @aceCourtBot render

@Demichelisinho @Rakpenguin63 @SphereByMilan @Reuters Stupid fool

Queen Elizabeth quips she 'can't move' too much reut.rs/3uR30VD

Recommending anime is hard because every anime has some amount of anime bullshit and it's hard to know what someone's threshold for specific types of anime bullshit is unless you know them extremely well.

Sassy strain of amino acids

This boggles the mind from a grammatical standpoint. You had the object pronoun sitting.right.there.

A favorite of mine