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You carb load to run marathons. I carb load to take better naps. We are not the same.
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(Throwing) Stars and Stripes Forever
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Vaccines are a leading cause of old age. He/Him
Indiana, Tennessee, North Carolina Beigetreten Ocak 2011
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@adup512 Something about bike lanes, I’m sure of it!
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Even though I didn't like the Fall Back day when I lived in the U.S. b/c it's darker in evenings, I am FOR time-switching. If you don't switch, it's way too dark too late on winter mornings, esp in western parts of time zones and northerly areas. Time changing is good!
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As someone who also adopted a kid sister or two, it’s healing for me to hear @harvilla have Yasi Salek on 60 Songs and listen as he holds on for dear life as she wrecks his shit in between making incredibly insightful points.
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@adup512 @zeta_globin Tell me you’re not from Indiana without telling me you’re not from Indiana. 😂
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@adup512 I mean, honestly, imagine a franchisee hanging on to boxes of records more than the required 7 years. Every year, starting at year 8 they throw the oldest boxes away and keep doing that forever.
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@adup512 To say nothing of the fact that paper records from a fast food restaurant 45 years ago probably haven’t existed for at least 35 of those years.
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Sorry, I haven't included my on-campus and college-age food service/barista jobs on my resume since I was about 24. And I definitely don't have any records of them. And I'm 15 years younger than Harris.
Josh Marshall@joshtpm
This whole absurd discourse is pretty clearly driven by people who never worked a summer fast food job or any other kind of fast food job. Because the idea that you're going to have pay stubs or a bank statement from 40 years in the past is seriously stupidest thing imaginable.
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@chuwie Method acting going way too hard.
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(NYT, asking this 11 y/o abt back-to-school clothes)
What inspired this outfit?
I really like oldies.
What kind of oldies?
Rap.
Who's your favorite artist?
Tupac.
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Matthew Lillard gets bloody this Halloween as the host of Blumhouse's competition baking special Killer Cakes, premiering October 8 on Prime Video! bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3832741/kil…
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John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
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@megan_thescript Come to threads! Then 12 people can see your tweets and 2 of us will like them!
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I sneezed while laying down and every vertebrae from my upper neck to the middle of my back popped. It hurt and I am now feeling physically better than I have in weeks.
Yes, I am 45. Why do you ask?
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@chuwie @Spratlinger I’m convinced ChatGPT was used to make this meme.
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@Spratlinger “What’s the dumbest random pretentious shit I can think of? I got it!” *Unintentionally cooks* I gotta know about this breast milk and why he’s not commanding the market!
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@NickInNC I’ve been saying that for days.
No matter what you think or don’t think, it is unconscionable that such a thing occurred with such *ease*.
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I will always support someone that gets sober, no matter their reason or station. Wish her the best and looking forward to seeing what the future holds for her.
Ingrid Andress@IngridAndress
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@adup512 I had it on, too, and turned it off during the Anthem. It was… bad.
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I love baseball and I will watch the All-Star Game tomorrow, but I can never make myself care about the Home Run Derby. It's so boring! I had it on earlier, stopped. Just saw a notification that they're in the finals now but I still couldn't make myself turn it back on.
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