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Chelsea vs Manchester United are playing today, none of their fans really care, but once it’s Arsenal’s match, you see them all coming out of their shells, analysing tactics, talking about entertaining football, LOL. How the mighty have fallen 😂😂😂.

This was last year in Southern Niger, near Nigeria's border. These "Islamic Jihadists" have diesel generators, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cash, and Starlink terminals. Every kb of data sent on a Starlink network is traceable and identifiable, and Starlink itself is a US military project. So please explain where semi-literate, "Caliphate-seeking Jihadists" obtained and learned how to use all this equipment; and how they coordinate their operation using internet terminals controlled by the US military, which somehow never shut them down and allowed them keep running even though they definitely knew what they were being used for! And you're supposed to believe that this is some sort of organic religious movement that somehow took some of the world's poorest people in some desolate part of the Sahel - people who cook with firewood and dry cow dung, and who have never handled N15,000 before in their lives - and magically earned them the $40,000 minimum you need to buy the equipment in these pictures; then they somehow learned how to use all these things that they had never seen before by reepating "Allahu Akbar!" 3 times while turning in a circle. At some point you have to look at the material facts of the matter, then look at yourself in a mirror and answer the question, "Am I an absolute dickhead? Am I really this stupid?"

15 years of consistency,over a decade of being at the TOP! Say whatever you want but this is who you think of when you hear the word inspiration! Came into the game no one replace me! HIM ❤️

Terry G’s production credits •9ice - Charging Charger •Timaya - Malonogede •Illbliss - Aiye Po Gan (Enuf Space) •Ay. Com - Pass Me Your Love •Timaya - God You Are 2 Much •Timaya - Lai Lai •Durella - My Life II •2shotz - Dutty Wine •KSB - Motigoke •Jaywon - Gbon Gbon •Naeto C - Skimpololo •Timaya - I Don Blow •2shotz - Incase You Never Know

E get one guy for my dept wey we get issue when we dey on holiday,we don gazz for each other like mad say if we resume we go show each other. Na like 3 days to resumption police catch am for Osun with gun…….naso he for just waste me 😭😭😂

Unc looking around to make sure Bron doesn't catch him 😭😭😭

You go go event for Naija. Like 5 area boys go mount you “chairman loud Dey” “molly Dey “ “C.O”….. bro chill I just wan enter my rave in peace.

Big shout out to whoever is in charge of Mega Chicken(Festac Branch to be precise) From the people serving, to those cleaning, to the guy opening the door, to the guys outside helping cars park properly.. NOBODY IS BEGGING FOR MONEY bro That’s fvcking rare.. Too fvcking rare!

this ACL new verse no be diss, na advice. 😂

Tunde graduated from YABA TECH. Was teaching kids lessons for CHICKEN CHANGE. Left that and started teaching kids (many of whom have committed violent crimes before!) chess. None of you on Twitter can do that oh, but when it’s time to cry about slums you will be the first in line

I remember when I would wake up to Spurs fans cursing me 😂 Fun times. They have vanished from social media.

Asake & Wizkid “MMS” has surpassed 94.1M streams on Spotify — It added 102,206 streams yesterday 🤯 Hit!!!!

forever valid 😂

Wizkid is the only thing we have in Nigeria rn giving us joy. Make we no lie

@chelsznn Culture ko, offset ni. ona go dey try force naturally left handed pikin make e start dey use right by all means say na culture.

I buy something from this woman give am cash with left hand, she no gree collect. I kuku leave the stuff comot her shop. Country don hard pass all these fooling we like dey fool for this place.

If Wizkid did not blow up as an artist, He would have still been a star. Bro is gifted. I have seen him play Basketball, Football, Golf, Lawn Tennis, ride the bicycle and he does it effortlessly and skillfully. Bro makes everything look easy

Before you sign any document, take a picture of the blank pages too. People add things after signatures. This is common.

every animal in the world probably has australia no.1 on their travel wishlist

Wizkid’s verse on Fally Ipupa’s “Jam” off his newly released album “XX” 😍