Pastor of My Domain

@ParsonPeeves The sign on my church says: No Shirt No Shoes No Service

@gtconway3d Don’t give him any ideas!

So if he posted an image of himself multiplying five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast for thousands, would he claim it was a depiction of himself as a caterer?

This looks like a doctor

Spirit Halloween has released their new, and White House approved, 2026 doctor costume.

Gee I guess President Trump is a doctor... or a Red Cross worker.

@FoxNews We use Single-Use Plastic every day in Canada. Only 6 items are banned, most of which nobody misses.

Plastic bans for Canada… plastic cups for Coachella. Former Canadian Prime Minster Justin Trudeau is being labeled a hypocrite for partying with red solo cups at Coachella alongside girlfriend Katy Perry after he led a nationwide effort to ban single-use plastics in Canada while he was in office.

@mmpadellan It’s heart goes out to you

Creepy AF. What would you do if you saw these on the street?

@BlessedBook1611 Yikes. Did you cast the demons out?

Had a kid come up to me yesterday and say, “I want to accept Christ’s substitutionary atonement for my forensic justification, and to begin the process of progressive sanctification, culminating in ultimate glorification at the eschaton.” I knew she had been exposed to Calvinism.

@mass_ave @AdamKinzinger @KwikWarren @Franklin_Graham @robertjeffress @Paula_White Looks like he is keeping the Epstein thing alive

@AdamKinzinger @KwikWarren @Franklin_Graham @robertjeffress @Paula_White Healing or blessing A dying Jeffery Epstein kinda disturbing too

Hey @Franklin_Graham and @robertjeffress and @Paula_White etc: How does this sit with ya?

@RepJackKimble @RepLuna It’s a one way ticket to a cabinet nomination.

@RepLuna So true--let's keep the sexual predators in the Executive Branch where they belong

So the Dems don’t want Swalwell to be governor of California, but he can stay a member of Congress? Are we running a halfway house for sexual predators in Congress now? No. He should not be allowed to stay in Congress.

@magachrchpastr This is much better. I didn’t like that Epstein was lying there. It’s almost as if Donald Trump was bringing the Epstein Files back to life. Everything you do is mostly honorable.

This is amazing.

@GaryPetersonUSA Looks like Jeffrey Epstein lying there. What is the subliminal message?

Always an honor when President Trump shows my work.

@dootledot @GaryPetersonUSA The angel of death?

@GaryPetersonUSA I’m loving this angel

@thescottbarber Redrawing their Prophecy Charts

Okay WHERE ARE THE DISPENSATIONALISTS

@merbatron I follow Trump as he follows Putin

The president knows more about the Bible and Christianity than anyone. If you want to know what Jesus meant and not just what he said, look no further than your president .🥸

@magachrchpastr Or they have voting machines controlled remotely by Hugo Chavez that sends data to China and Italy so votes are changed to elect far left radical communists like they just did in Bungary

If Hungarian dictator Viktor Orbán lost the election after being endorsed by President Trump it can only mean one thing: they have mail-in voting, smh🙏🇺🇸

@magachrchpastr @hawtmod @PastorAlexLove Wait… what?

@hawtmod @PastorAlexLove @AwsumPreacher They'll ask you for money, but just tell them you're already a generous recurring giver to my ministry. I swear I'll forward their share onto them.

I cannot stress strongly enough that my ministry is not a "Ponzi scheme" or "MLM", and I am not "under investigation by state and local authorities". All my rival pastors saying such things can consider this my CEASE & DESIST letter🙏🇺🇸

@norcalboiii @chefsevenn Wot about Spotted Dick or Bangers & Mash, Haggis and Deep Fried Mars Bars?

@chefsevenn It's fried fish with fries. It might be good, but it's not exactly a culinary revelation. And it's apparently all Britain has to offer, besides the Sunday roast. Compare to Italy where pretty much every meal is a delight, and Britain is just a very sad place.

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@F0ODHub Pepto Bismol

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@NoContextBrits Certainly not the YUCK Factor

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@briangarrett The hate comes from Trump and his followers who take it to heart. Republican favourable views of Canada was at 93% in 2015. But since the beginning of his term it went from 85% to 62% today.

Canada has been a blast so far 👍 I don’t really understand why the country gets so much hate 🤔 After actually coming here and seeing Montreal, Toronto and Niagara Falls it’s a beautiful place with friendly helpful people, great food and lots of amazing views 🌁