three coffees and a nap guy

@elonmusk that's a shame. you should do something about it

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@XJosh Oh my God what a loser @elonmusk! Not even invited to the pedo orgy because everybody hates your vibes and you're not funny!! Wow if that were me I'd be wondering where else was left for me to go

>invite yourself to the jeff's diddy blud party >he frantically forwards it to ghislaine and asks her to deal with it >she tells him the parties are gone forever lol lmao

And now everybody knows what we always suspected: you're a paedophile, not fit to walk this Earth! Do it honorably before somebody does it to you!

@elonmusk your companies are failing due to your repellent personality. Nobody has laughed at your jokes with warmth in their heart in your entire life. You should do it as soon as possible

@lijoscha Thanks for the advice but it appears to be for stupid people

If you get staph or ringworm from fighting, as always in life, you need to act fast. I learned that the hard way. Over 2 years ago, I got Staph (Staphylococcus), a common skin infection among fighters that can cause serious damage, killing over 1.1 million people yearly around the world. And I did everything wrong. I did nothing at first, then just used raw honey on it for a few weeks after it started looking disgusting. It eventually worked, but only because my immune system is insane. Otherwise, it could have fucked me up way more. So always watch out and act fast. On Ringworm I would do: • Tea tree oil • Methylene Blue • Red light therapy • Pressed garlic clove On Staph I recommend: • Methylene Blue • Red light therapy • Pressed garlic clove After a week, it should be nearly gone. If not, go to the doctor.

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

.@LHSummers hey man, saw your Twitter handle on one of those Epstein emails and thought I might check out your account

@brianschatz @adamjohnsonCHI @mehdirhasan

@adamjohnsonCHI @mehdirhasan Do you think this is a good use of your platform right now?

Why do we need snipers in our cities? Why are six masked men slamming a guy in a wheelchair to the ground? Why would an agent tackle a scared wife? Add the rhetoric of the Presidents increasingly manic and angry Senior Advisor, and we are at a fork in the road.

She dodges sniper fire. #SaySomethingNiceAboutHillary

@elonmusk Hell yeah how are you gonna do it

You’ll Thank Me Later

@elonmusk Is everybody ready to see the most racist software of all time

Wait until you see Grok 5. I think it has a shot at being true AGI. Haven’t felt that about anything before.

@m_franceschetti @eightsleep Oh cool. That's a very stupid idea to have

BREAKING: We just raised $100M at @eightsleep to build the AI that finally fixes sleep. For decades, sleep has been passive. You lie down, close your eyes, and hope for the best. We’re changing that. Over 1B hours of biometric sleep data → distilled into fully autonomous AI that knows your body better than you do. We will do this in two ways: Step 1: Your personal Sleep Agent, running infinite nightly scenarios before they happen to deliver the most restorative sleep your body is capable of. Step 2: Thousands of Longevity Twins simulating potential health outcomes based on your data to help you live a longer and healthier life. Eight Sleep is becoming the operating system for sleep and longevity. Human life will never be the same again. Watch my full interview with @andrewrsorkin on @SquawkCNBC here

@AlanDersh hey man, aren't you that associate of Jeffrey Epstein?

Don’t buy perogies tainted with the poison of antisemitism As I correctly suspected, the bigot who refused to sell me perogi — Krem Miskevich — is a notorious anti-semite who is part of an anti-semitic organization that protests Jewish — not only Israeli— cultural events and doesn’t believe in Israel’s right to exist or to respond to what these haters regard as the “justified” massacres of Oct 7. If I knew that the local rabbi correctly characterized their anti-Jewish protests as anti-semitic, I would never have tried to buy their tainted perogi. Neither should you. Don’t patronize anti-semites who refuse to sell to Jewish Zionists. Fight back against bigotry.

@elonmusk @grok great job dude

We have improved @Grok significantly. You should notice a difference when you ask Grok questions.

@theo Check out "turning on your electric blanket with a switch" you ridiculous nerdling

Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can’t because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.

@elonmusk lmao theyre going to kill you you nerd bitch

@AGPamBondi it rules that being part of this regime or a supporter of this regime requires new levels of credulity previously thought impossible. raising the bar on how much of a dipshit you can be while still drawing breath

Today is Fentanyl Awareness day. In President Trump’s first 100 days we’ve seized over 22 million fentanyl laced pills, saving over 119 Million lives. We are fighting relentlessly for the families of loved ones lost, for those whose lives are at risk, and for the soul of our nation. We will not rest until this poison is off our streets and those peddling it are behind bars. Today I visited a @DEAHQ forensic lab to learn more about how the cartels are quickly making this poison that kills Americans.

@sunnyright The guy who invaded and laid Iraq to ruin under false pretenses?

Yeah that’s nice but Democrats rewarded his kindness with calling him Hitler, a racist, a war criminal, stupid, and accusing him of stealing elections. Which is why we’re here.

@alexkshieh You need to get your ass beaten you little shit

Jon, your creativity knows no bounds. If only it were matched by your emotional stability.(linkedin.com/in/jon-snow-53…)

Here's what I sent to every Brown administrator this morning, to find out why tuition at Brown is rising to $93,064/year this July.