Bob Clark

@UtdDistrict @NUFCThreatLevel @ManUtd They were all shite too

Tomorrow evening, Newcastle fans could FINALLY see Benajmin Šeško, Bryan Mbeumo, and Matheus Cunha line up together at St. James' Park 😮‍💨

The season started over 6-months ago yet the only highlights Liverpool fans have of Alexander Isak are from his Newcastle days 😂😂😂 Shameless 😂

@Forest_Review I’d drive him down myself. Probably swap him for Chris wood too

Rescue him and bring him home ❤️ #NFFC

@LukeEdwardsTele Goes to show you’d still start an injured Murphy over elanga.

The return of Newcastle United was very much appreciated this evening. Every player delivered. A performance of passion and skill. Man City reaped the whirlwind. Another Eddie Howe masterclass #nufc

Booing Trent whilst wearing your half and half scarf 😂😂😂😂

@UtdMicah Can’t disagree with this 😂

Anthony Elanga - £55m — Already dropped for Jacob Murphy. The Same massively limited player that everyone saw at United. Jacob Ramsey - £40m — Needed a #10 for a few seasons, spent it on one of the most nothing #10’s in the league. Also massively injury prone. Yoane Wissa - £55m — 29 years old. Contract expiring in the summer, has been injured all season, will play in AFCON, so could end up not making his Newcastle debut. Four months before they could’ve signed him for free. Newcastle have genuinely spent the Isak Money worse than Spurs spent the Bale Money. They’ll be crying about PSR in summer again no doubt.

Bonnie can put both her shoes on in this time.

Baller

Is Isak still on strike?

@LFC Do you reckon Isak will move more than 10 yards this game?

Next up, we're back in Premier League action 👊 #CHELIV

Wirtz might be a decent player when he finally shakes his injury off

@paddypower James Perch

Who is the best-ever footballer with the first name James?

Masterclass from Hovland pulling a sickie 🇪🇺 ⛳️

Hang the twats

@DobbySolanoNUFC Did he go on hunger strike?

Seen fans saying this bloke has “aura” btw 🫣

@RealNQS @MailSport Not his fault then

Hugo Ekitike has been CAUGHT filming himself on his phone while driving 😲🚨

@JEBaker83 Lighten up baldy

Not so funny when it’s your star striker going to another club…

@ClarksonsFarm1 Tin of cold beans before you go to bed

How do you relieve the dreaded hangover-headache?😅

@NUFCMurph Isak plays for Liverpool?

What’s stopping this team from beating Liverpool on Monday? #NUFC

@CjShaw90 I appreciate there might have been a gentleman’s agreement that if a big club come in for him he can go for the right fee. £110m isn’t the right number unfortunately. If Liverpool want him that badly maybe they shouldn’t have spunked £200m on wirtz and eliteke

@B0bClark None of it adds up. He’s been clearly badly managed by his agent with a load of promises this summer but more fool him. We need to make a stand and let the cunt rot in reserves even if we miss out financially. They’ll be teams in Jan or next summer who’ll still pay a high fee.

I never thought I’d dislike a player more than Michael Owen. Step up Alexander Isak. 🐀