Luke Edwards

Newcastle have only gone and bloody won the cup. Where do you want your statue Eddie Howe. This team have achieved immortality. The golden boys #nufc

No they’re not. Nobody at Newcastle has heard anything about this, so there are no talks let alone advanced ones. Does that mean there is no truth in Manchester United’s interest? Well that’s a different question but as things stand there is nothing going on. It’s March and I think a #nufc player has been linked with another club every week since December.

I’ll be on BBC Five Live shortly from Barcelona airport to talk about stuff. I presume football. That’s generally what they want me to talk about. Tune in, or don’t. Whatever. #nufc

The Champions League was a magic carpet ride for Newcastle United and the magic ran out last night. In reality, it was always going to do so at some point. It was a lot of fun but it’s over. Newcastle now have to make sure they secure some sort of European football again next season. They’ve picked up in the league. Huge game on Sunday. No time to feel sorry for themselves and I’m sure they won’t. We go again! Barcelona was my favourite trip of the lot #nufc

🔲 What next after #UCL exit? 🔮 🔳 Elanga turning point as attack fires? ↪️ 🔲 Abysmal defending 😬 🔳 Lost at Camp Nou - on & off the field 🧭 🔲 #SAFC = huge 👀 🎧 New @PodontheTyne 'Extra Tyne' for subs - #FCB 7-2 #NUFC (8-3 agg), w/ @LukeEdwardsTele: podonthetyne.supportingcast.fm

Dissected: The humiliating Newcastle blunders which gifted Barcelona victory #nufc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Newcastle gifted Barcelona five out of their seven goals in a humiliating end to their Champions League campaign. It was a catastrophic defensive display with Kieran Trippier's needless foul on Raphinha, just seconds before half time, turning the tide. Go in 2-2 at the break and Newcastle can change tactics, sit deep and play on the counter. They chased another equaliser and were cut to shreds in the second half #nufc

@LaurensJulien Lost one, drew 2 against Newcastle

Manchester City, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle, Chelsea... All in the last 15 months!

You want the NATO allies to join you in a war you started without ever consulting these allies about the war or explaining your war aims. We’re meant just to meekly fall in line. You recently supported a US invasion of a NATO ally (Denmark/Greenland) but now you want these same allies to join your war. Your president disparaged and misrepresented the role of NATO allies in Afghanistan. But now you want them to join with you again in a war of your making. You went to war with Iran without a thought of how to keep the Strait of Hormuz open and without involving your allies in the matter. But now you want the NATO allies to bail you out, even though there’s still no plan for Hormuz. You want the NATO allies to join you in a war in which you still cannot articulate the endgame. Or what victory would look like. You went to war thinking the Iranian regime would quickly topple, that Tehran would not attack the Gulf States or close Hormuz. Why would we align with such Epic Stupidity? You and other know-nothing blowhards started this war all on your own. You can finish it on your own. If you’re able to …

Been thinking about this for a while but a big chunk at the end of this episode on Aston Villa and Newcastle being trapped by the same forces aligned against them #avfc #nufc bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

Or listen to it here #nufc #avfc podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/foo…

President Trump, "I've been a critic of protecting other countries because I know we'll protect them, and if we ever needed help, they won't be there for us" "I've just known that for a long period of time" The UK joined the US into Iraq and Afghanistan. 636 UK British soldiers died in these wars and ~5,786 were wounded or injured - shame on him for suggesting otherwise President Trump who is now scrambling for help with Hormuz then says, "I knew that the Strait of Hormuz would be used as a weapon by Iran. I predicted all of this stuff" So he predicted it but didn't plan for it, or even let allies know? Isn't that worse than not knowing, suggesting that he's utterly incompetent? President Trump is like Boris Johnson Waffles a lot Delivers diddly squat

Look how happy Alexander Isak looks at the end here. Such a shame knowing what followed this #nufc

@CalvinHDev @davidpick1987 When I’m clean shaven - which happens once a year on my summer holiday - I did look like Slot

@davidpick1987 Maybe he thought it was @LukeEdwardsTele ?

This stereotype of all bald people look alike needs to be put to bed. Tudor should be better.

What is he waffling on about? 🥴😳

@LeeDForster Congratulations to you all

Happy birthday to my first born. So, so proud of you and everything you’ve built for yourself Miss xxx

Reform’s Richard Tice avoided nearly £600,000 in tax #Echobox=1773522666" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

EXCL: Richard Tice avoided £600K in corporation tax after acquiring legal status which experts say is rarely seen for a firm like his Reform MP then channeled dividends to offshore trust, pension vehicle and dormant entities — many of which didn’t pay tax thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

@285tb Richie is a great lad

@LukeEdwardsTele I put the result the other night down to being intoxicated rather than believing it was genuine... Clearly I was wrong