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@TickPick Derek Jeters last at bat

What sports moment will a city never forget?

@unusual_whales I still don’t know what it does perfectly like a trained human that I could actually use to make my day better outside of basic prospect sheets. Idk what companies are really relying on this it gives me false info all the time when just asking for basic competitors of clients.

@k1rallik Lmao okay random account who doesn’t live in America

🚨do you understand what just happened to traders in America.. for 24 years, a rule said: want to day trade? keep $25,000 in your account. at all times. or we lock you out. millions of people with $5k, $10k, $15k accounts? banned from trading the same way rich people do. today is the SEC's final deadline. the $25,000 minimum is being scrapped. replaced with a simple rule: just don't blow your margin. that's it. the barrier wasn't protecting you.. it was protecting the people who already had the money.

@IndieGameJoe Never

This indie dev is making a simulation game where you’re a worm working a finance job from home. - Flop your body across the keyboard to work - Invest in the stock market & earn money - Highly advanced ragdoll system & physics It's called Worming from Home. Would you play this?

@unusual_whales Thats shocking

BREAKING: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion. Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor. One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”

@anxietymsgs Amazon Bitcoin Tesla

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

Scientists Finally Come Up With Something Good: A New Pill Is Hitting The Market To Slow Down The Aging Process For Dogs s.barstool.link/c/article-3567…

@RealGameVault Top tier game

AND 1 Streetball 2006

@Breaking911 I had it on in the background and my mouth hit the floor and he even repeated it hahaha lmfao

TRUMP: “Kim Jong Un used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person.”

@Xbox_Nostalgia You can still play this game on Xbox x/s via backwards compatible fyi! It’s free played it a few months ago!

Greg Hastings' Tournament Paintball (2004)

@barstoolsports 10 egg salad sandwiches so I can clear out everyone standing next to me lol

You have a $20 bill in your pocket. What are you buying at the Masters?

@VongolaBurst16 @JustinPete57233 @ion_fk_around @UFLStorm @RepoleStable If your talking about the first home game last week I’m trying to be generous idek where they are coming up with those numbers it must be tickets sold/given out but not attended…. didn’t watch the game this Saturday.

@BUFU56 @JustinPete57233 @ion_fk_around @UFLStorm @RepoleStable that didnt look like 2-3k on tv

Weather report: Storm W 🌩️

@JustinPete57233 @VongolaBurst16 @ion_fk_around @UFLStorm @RepoleStable Na there was like 2-3k for the home opener and they said 11k lmao if they are saying 8k now must have been around 1k people actually in attendance… I was there for the first game probably going to the battlehawks game also it won’t get packed that stadium holds like 25k ppl

@VongolaBurst16 @ion_fk_around @UFLStorm @RepoleStable I think last week there was about 11,127

@cantguardjake Bro that’s gold

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

@InternetH0F I wish my HR could do this math would save me a ton of money!

This girl emailed HR after noticing a pay error. This was their response...

Sabrina Ionescu wants a standalone WNBA 2K game! 💯

@TMZ People who pay the salaries of cops in taxes shouldn’t be told what to do by there employees

🚨 In the time between Tiger Woods flipping his car and being arrested for DUI, the golf legend dialed up President Donald Trump from the scene of the crash.

@SenWarren Nobody cares

I have questions for MrBeast.

I am officially leaving X. Please follow on Instagram:@krassensteins TikTok: @krassenstein Facebook: @krassensteins The toxicity here is unbearable and MAGA is in shambles with $4.10 gas prices. We’ve done our job.

@SusieM414141 This is hilarious

The police deal with a lot from people. This entitled teenager is certainly testing them. You've got to appreciate how patient they are; I would have lost it. Part 2 in comments below.