Backwoods Books

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@BiancoDavinci Wow…

Pysanka, the Ukrainian tradition and art of decorating eggs with wax and dye.

We need to rebrand the term bookworm. It sounds weak and lame. Don't be a bookworm. Be a bookbeast or a bookbaddie.

@JesterJum It’s probably because your arm isn’t long enough…

Somethings off about this pregnancy book....cant quite put my finger on it 🤔 Ladies, am I crazy?

@washghost1 🤯

Now that’s an old school stove. Imagine trying to move it

@JesterJum If I found out any of our servers did a thing like this, it would be, at minimum, an automatic disciplinary write up. Oof.

I'm canceling my tip 🤷 The price of the food is irrelevant to how much I tip. Quality of service determines tip. I routinely tip 40-50% for quality service but terrible service equals terrible tip.

@Andrewnsnyder “You do you, boo.”

I think I'm going stop reading books with dragons and instead focus on books that have a lot to say about exports and imports and governments and drains.

@EricLDaugh 🤯

🚨 JUST IN: In a huge victory, Sec. RFK Jr. confirmed today is the first day ALL hospital executives will be mandated to attest their posted prices are accurate "If hospitals mislead patients or fail to disclose actual prices, we will hold them accountable." I voted for this!

@TheCinesthetic This can never beat:

Day 10,009 of posting the hand flex scene from Pride & Prejudice to cleanse the timeline.

@elonmusk Plot twist… Mamdani actually knows the end result of this and is purposefully sacrificing himself and California for the sake of enlightening the rest of the US before this ideology takes over the whole country.

As sure as night follows day, the Golden State will eat its Golden Geese until there are no more left. gg

@FrothyFriar AI or not… Somebody got this one right.

reading nook anyone?

@pureMetatron Do I also get to choose the “when”? I mean, Middle Earth before versus after Sauron is defeated is a pretty significant difference, for example.

Hyrule is my choice, but Camelot is a close second. What about you? Which world would you enter?

@OldHollowTree I think the *when* of some of these options is a pretty major factor…

If am being honest, Neverland would probably be the best bet for a place to go; lowest dangers (mermaids, aging pirates) but incredible abundance (you can imagine food). Every other place has some absurd monstrous threats.

@goodbreffis She gonna be pissed when she realizes you didn’t invite her to that…

“Honey I’m going for a hike in the woods, be back later.”

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes.

To the women who are on this app, be honest If you could stay home, raise babies and run a cozy homemaker life.. Would you??

@goodbreffis WHATTTTTT…. Congrats. For real.

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!?

Just so you know, there is a USPS cape. Our mailman was wearing it yesterday.

@Andrew_The_PA It’s a beautiful thing.

Times are changing Beef tallow potato chips Just potatoes cooked in beef tallow, sea salt $7.99 for a 22 oz bag found at Costco

@FiredUpCoug 🙏

5 months after bilateral calcaneal osteotomy, Achilles lengthening, and accessory navicular removal, my son ran the 3200 today. He wasn't happy with his time, but I'm just happy that he can run again at all.

@Gentleman_Ways I might… need… a little bit of cleaning help if I had a space like that. Just saying.

Now this is a proper parlor…

@AHomelyHouse @ankoromochuu Accurate.

@ankoromochuu More fun, I think, are the regional accent and dialect disputes within the same country.

アメリカ人とイギリス人は、英語の発音でよくケンカをするのは本当ですか？ 私にはそんなやり取りが仲良くみえて、羨ましいです😂