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Douche Canoe.

@BaileyRay_J

and they were roommates.

She/Her Beigetreten Temmuz 2011
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Douche Canoe.@BaileyRay_J·
It took basically three years. But it’s done.
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Doctor
Doctor@DipshikhaGhosh·
No cure for endometriosis. No proper management for menopause. No adequate symptomatic relief for menstrual discomfort. But let’s get handicapped sperm a wheelchair to make not so healthy babies because it would make men feel strong.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

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Dana Goldberg
Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.
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lauren@gilmxres·
election day mood.
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SIMONE 🩷@parasocialyte·
GOD!!! what have you done
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Meech
Meech@MediumSizeMeech·
The vibe for the next few days/week I fear
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𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧 (𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯)
“This has never happened” a woman in Texas was forced to wait for 40 hours until she was sick enough because she had a miscarriage (only available when the mothers life is at risk) and she died. This happened a few days ago.
Eleven Films@ElevenFilms

They’re willing to risk your wife’s heartbeat. Are you? #MAGAAbortionBan x.com/progressaf3/st…

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🖤 Sophia 🖤@Richard_Vixen·
These “I wish it was the 1950’s” women are so stupid. They assume that in a system that robbed women of power they’d get some best-case fairy tale scenario, ignoring that the system was challenged by feminists in the first place because it was a nightmare for so many.
Financial Physics@FinancialPhys

There’s nothing more to add to this

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Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
Ana Navarro-Cárdenas@ananavarro·
Ask yourself: what would happen if Kamala Harris did this? Yes. You saw right. This is Trump on stage at a rally, pretending to perform a sex-act on a microphone. This is not normal. Trump is disgusting, unhinged and unfit to represent the United States. Vote him out.
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Meech@MediumSizeMeech·
Can't believe a grandma is hitting this
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Douche Canoe.@BaileyRay_J·
Everyone place bets. My ear drum bursting on the flight tomorrow.
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Brunette Bohemian
Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82·
Don’t let politics destroy friendships? If you genuinely believe a kid goes to school as a boy and comes home 8 hours later as a girl because he had transitional gender surgery in the nurses office, we’re not gonna be friends
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liz@dontcaIImyname·
I’ve been laughing at this for like 15 minutes
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One thing about my mom, she loves a gift shop.
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