Douche Canoe.
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Douche Canoe.
@BaileyRay_J
and they were roommates.

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

some of y’all need to paint more, and that’s all I’m gonna say on that

They’re willing to risk your wife’s heartbeat. Are you? #MAGAAbortionBan x.com/progressaf3/st…

There’s nothing more to add to this

Chappell Roan and John Mulaney for SNL.

For some reason, I have been thinking about this moment a lot today. It's from John McCain in 2008 at a town hall. The woman begins to espouse conspiracy theories about Barack Obama's nationality. He immediately shuts it down. "No ma'am. He's a decent family man."



Dr. Phil: This country was built on hard work.. Not on DEI

Megan Thee Stallion for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.













