Bang Average 3rd Cat (insert necessary flags)
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Bang Average 3rd Cat (insert necessary flags)
@BangAverageCat3
Infosec, bikes, hockey, metal, cats, beanz, cake, swearing. I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble. Man's a badman.
Up North Beigetreten Ekim 2014
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@apshutt @terrychristian Think you're missing the 'tr' from your username.
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@terrychristian Britain is an independent country so we can do our own deal. The EU have to fight amongst themselves before they come up with a deal
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@ronreup You can't possibly be this stupid. Are you a parody account?
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@Rogue_74 @BrianBengal Cry more, fuckwit
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@BangAverageCat3 @BrianBengal I may not be the brightest but every so often I come across someone like you and I feel a lot better about myself.
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@Badger8882 Conspiracy theory lunacy aside - it genuinely fucking isn't her! It just isn't 🤣
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@BangAverageCat3 Yeah, I thought that as well. The woman was smiling for starters 😂😂
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Absolute fucking scandal. Of all the ridiculous laws that are abused to keep shit drivers on the road, the 'exceptional hardship' wheeze is the most egregious abused.
Bikery@Bikery1966
Time to end the exceptional hardship plea, by reaching12 points you’ve already proven that you are unfit to drive on our roads. More than 50 people have UK driving licences with at least 30 points on them. theguardian.com/money/2024/nov…
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@DJNSussex Do you eke out enough pennies from 16 and a half thousand followers on here to be able to call yourself a professional cunt? Or are you just an amateur cunt?
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@cyclegaz I wouldn't take much notice of that. Here's mine - my ACTUAL vo2max (lab tested three years ago) is 61 (which was certainly good for a 47 year old, but not the tour level rider Garmin thinks I am 🤣)

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@mertonesque @goodonthbun People with the IQ of mop bucket water hearing only sweary words in a song and shouting it, then realising the band might actually have been angry about something in particular is not 'Rage Against The Machine being vague', you fucking simpleton.
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@goodonthbun it was like this back in the 90s too, people thought "fuck you i wont do what you tell me" was about their moms making them take out the trash
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Rage Against The Machine is a bad band for many reasons but chief among them is that if your message is misinterpreted quite so often maybe that's because you expressed it really ineptly
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Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant
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@Rogue_74 @BrianBengal Good of you to pop your IQ into your username there. Brave.
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@BrianBengal Id agree with that. 100%. Id also limit the number of dogs in any one area and introduce dog licensing and put potential owners through a training and assessment course before they are allowed to own them.
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@Asquith_is_back @CitizenUddin Fuck off you tragic mess
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@Asquith_is_back @CitizenUddin You thick cunt
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@CitizenUddin £3–£5 million and this ni🅱️🅱️a is riding around on a bicycle? 😳
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@1_2_question @TrentBlasingame @tom__builder Fucks sake Sergei. Get Boris to proofread your tweets before you send them
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@TrentBlasingame @tom__builder Hahaha.
Tells us the crimes. Please let them 😊
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@misfitpatriot_ Better hope there's no stairs on the way to this 'civil war', or even a moderately long walk, you fat fuck. You look like you'd break into a sweat taking a shit on a cold winter morning.
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