Baz Foster

Don’t care what you call it or if the term Is sexist or what. The character sucked. The movies sucked. It was terrible writing in the first that collapsed into a vortex of anti-writing in the second, writing from a universe where there is no story only a bleak void of nothing but nonsensical events that repel each other like A poles on magnets repel each other but which were put together anyway, before becoming merely terrible for the third movie. In movies, good events fit together like atoms to form molecules. In mediocre movies events are placed next to each other like crackers sitting on a table. In The second Disney Wars the events repelled each other because they didn’t go together, they didn’t just make nonsense, they made anti-sense. The movies were an absolute disaster. Like titanic crossed with Hindenburg crossed with Gallipoli crossed with the Black Plague crossed with the end of the age of dinosaurs crossed with a sun exploding it’s outer layers off, vaporizing all the planets in its star system and collapsing into a chunk of neutronium. They were utter garbage.

This Crystal Palace fan giving it to the Fiorentina fans last night 👏😭😭😭