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I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

@realDonaldTrump @TimRunsHisMouth God bless you Mr. President! ❤️✝️🇺🇸

@elonmusk That’s rough. I pray for the disenfranchised people who are suffering to true racism there. Time has and will show how awful this is

South Africa has extremely racist laws

@mattvanswol @HartshornFrank Idk man, I like to believe the crazy ones are the loudest. Most people don’t think that way but it’s still disturbing to know there a people who do

I'm seeing thousands of Americans in my timeline on X today: a) rooting against America b) hoping Trump is dead c) rooting against THE RESCUE of an American pilot Where do we go from here?

🚨 TRENDING: After the controversy surrounding Jaden Ivey’s comments on NBA “pride nights” and TreVeyon Henderson’s bold support, Pittsburgh Steelers safety Jaquan Brisker dropped a powerful message rooted in his Christian values! 🙏 Brisker posted: “I’d rather be canceled by society than rejected by Jesus!” In a world that punishes faith and rewards compromise, this is a refreshing stand for truth. Real athletes aren’t afraid to put Jesus first — even if it means standing alone. Courage over cancellation. Faith over fear. Who else is standing firm with them? 💪 Drop a 🙏 if you’re tired of seeing believers get blackballed for honoring God. #JaquanBrisker #JadenIvey #ChristianAthletes #FaithOverFear #StandFirm #Steelers #NFL #JesusFirst #NoCompromise #GodOverSociety

@WhiteHouse @Scampi101 That’s my president!

“‘If you import The Third World, you become The Third World!’— AND THAT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS LONG AS I AM PRESIDENT.” - President DONALD J. TRUMP 🇺🇸

GOAT

@Milajoy Obama and Ilhan are at the top of the list

Name ONE person you would like to see dragged out of their bed at 3:00 AM. By the FBI. For me, it's hard to choose, but right now the most evidence is against Ilhan Omar. Theres nothing that she hasn't done or tried to SCREW America.

Joseph of Arimathea pulled a corpse off a cross with his bare hands. Blood under his fingernails. The weight of a dead man sagging into his arms. He wrapped God in linen, pressed the fabric into wounds that were still wet. Nicodemus brought seventy-five pounds of burial spice. A king's funeral for a man the world just murdered. They carried Him into a hole in the rock and rolled the stone shut. And everything you've ever done went in with Him. Every night you can't sleep because of what you did. Every morning, you can't look in the mirror. The thing you did to her. The thing you did to them. The lie you've been carrying so long it feels like bone. The version of you that drinks alone and pretends tomorrow will be different. That man was buried with Christ. Stone sealed. Done. Not managed. Not in therapy. Not on a payment plan with God where you slowly earn your way back. Buried. In a tomb. Under rock. Gone. Three days of silence. Three days of a cold body in the dark. Then the stone moved. And when He walked out, the grave clothes were folded on the slab. He didn't stumble out tangled in death. He left it sitting there like a man who's done with the clothes he used to wear. Lazarus needed someone to unwrap him. Death still clung to him even after he was breathing. Jesus folded His own burial linen and walked out clean. That's the difference between religion and resurrection. Religion unwraps you slowly. Asks you to manage your sin. Attend the class. Read the book. Try harder next week. Resurrection says the man who walked into that tomb is dead. The man who walked out doesn't know him. You're not fixing the old you. The old you is in a sealed tomb in Jerusalem, and he's not coming back. The man reading this, the one who thinks he's too far gone, you're not too far. You're already buried. The funeral happened two thousand years ago. Now get up. The stone's already moved. The linen's already folded. Walk out.

WOW! A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts our Savior Jesus on the cross. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Tomorrow, HE IS RISEN.

@ksorbs @RobynCallaway1 Love it!

The Japanese people are making videos showing Britain how to fix their problems.

@esrtweet @RickDorin Bravo. 🙌

Hello, Europeans. The first thing you need to understand about the rant I'm about to utter is that I'm not MAGA, not a Trumpite, but a libertarian who has in the past nevertheless been strongly supportive of US military presence overseas. Because I want the wars that defend this country to be fought in somebody else's country, as far away from me as possible with a nice big ocean in the way. Also relevant: I have a history of having lived in Europe and traveled there extensively. I was at one time bilingual in English and Spanish, and have been passably fluent in Italian and French as well. I could probably still find my way around London and Rome and central Paris reasonably well. So if you're tempted to tell yourselves that I'm some kind of parochial American hick, abandon that hope. All that was set-up. So that, when I tell you that almost the entirety of the US electorate, not just Trump supporters, is increasingly fed up with your shit, take me seriously. We've been cleaning up your messes and keeping the sea lanes open since 1917. And that was for you, not us - we, being very close to resource self-sufficient, don't need that investment so much. We've spent enormous amounts of blood and treasure on keeping you safe. We risked nuclear hellfire on our own cities for nearly 50 years to keep Soviet tanks from rolling through the Fulda Gap. Even since the Cold War ended, we've subsidized your socialist-playpen welfare states and disastrous immigration policies by taking the need to maintain militaries more effective than a sack of wet farts off the table. Now we've come looking for help keeping a bunch of rabid Islamic fanatics from getting nuclear weapons that are a clear and present danger to all of you even more than they are to us, and what do we hear? "Waah! It's another Republican president we don't like, just like the last half dozen of them! So we're going to sulk in a corner, except when we're biting at your ankles with crap like airspace restrictions." No. No, we're not going to take this anymore. It's not just conservatives who have had enough, it's moderates and people who used to be strong supporters of liberal internationalism. Our citizen's willingness to pay higher taxes to protect you was upward-bounded by your gratitude. Now that we know your gratitude has effectively gone to zero, so does our willingness. Don't expect this to change if the Democrats take power here. They are much less liberal-internationalist than Republicans now. While they might make mouth noises that soothe you, their overriding concern is the gaping, insatiable maw of their income transfer programs. They'll sacrifice subsidizing Europe's playpen socialism to feed their domestic version in a heartbeat. And there is no longer any significant Democratic constituency to argue against that. In truth, three decades after the Cold War ended there is no American constituency at all for the massive subsidies you get. It frankly surprises me they lasted this long, that we were this patient with your cowardice and your bitchy whining. This moment has been a long time coming. It's not Donald Trump sinking the transatlantic alliance, it is absolutely you.

Working on a project. Parents, what is the best parenting advice you can give about raising kids?

Have dinner together every night possible. If not for that time gets away from you. Would like to parrot others who said pray for them daily, raise them to be likeable people. Let them be bored, screw screens all together. Treat your spouse well and have your kids treat your spouse well.

@PlanetOfMemes @mattvanswol

@mattvanswol Treat your spouse like you would want your children to treat their future spouse.

@megbasham @mattvanswol

@mattvanswol Pray for them. Daily.

@GreerStandsFree @mattvanswol @KiersteadLinda

Best advice from a Mother, adult, Aunt, Grandmother, Great aunt, and Teacher of 4 decades: *The very best gift you can give your child is to make them not only lovable, but likable. A likable child is one who is easy to be around. They aren’t perfect but they are generally kind and respectful. Likable children are happier. They aren’t perfect invited to activities and events more often. Other children want to spend time with them. Consequently they are enriched with more experiences and socialization. To achieve this for your child it is necessary to be fairly strict and have high expectations. This can be difficult at first but the rewards are great. Don’t love your child so much that they never hear the word “No.” Don’t love your child so much that they never pick up after themselves or do things independently when they are capable. Instead, love them MORE, and say “No”, expect them to do age appropriate chores, clean up after themselves, speak to adults respectfully, and other things that help them be likable and lovable. The whole family will be a happier family.

All these years later and still truer than ever

@JamesAFurey @DrunkRepub

After 30 years of being an Atheist, tonight I will be baptized, confirmed, and reconciled to God. I cannot stop thinking about it.