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Ben Howels

@BenHowels

#Writer and #gym nut. I write #horror #fantasy #scifi #thriller and #MG fiction. Support #ExeterChiefs and #ChicagoBears.

Exeter, UK Beigetreten Aralık 2011
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B̴o̴r̴i̴s̴ Trump
B̴o̴r̴i̴s̴ Trump@BorisTrump6·
Who would have thought that a country that could produce a masterpiece like Baby Shark could be so inept at coups?
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@Renevelation @NoHolyScripture While I mainly agree, I know a few well off people who broadly think there is merit to it - just kidding themselves that they’re not purely being selfish. It’s a cloak they happily hide under, closing their eyes so they can ignore the fact that it’s see through.
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@NoHolyScripture Honestly I don't think anyone who ever advocated for it takes it seriously themselves. It is just a smokescreen, a ploy, a scam to fool people into going along with it instead of coming up with actual solutions.... which would inevitably impact and hurt the rich.
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Karly Kingsley@karlykingsley·
For anyone who is unclear:
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John Frascella (Football)@NFLFrascella·
Hahahaha NFL players have NEVER SEEN what Saquon Barkley did this weekend 😂😂
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Ben Phillips@benphillips76·
the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
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Carol Vorderman@carolvorders·
Rachel Reeves has announced that the #LoanChargeScandal will now get an independent review Brilliant news Suicides, bankruptcies and thousands have suffered Ps Michelle Mone’s husband made millions through selling these financial schemes #Budget2024
Loan Charge & Taxpayer Fairness APPG@loanchargeAPPG

The Chancellor has announced that the Government will commission an independent review into the #LoanCharge. This is very positive news & something the APPG has been consistently calling for. The review must be genuinely independent & must look at the whole #LoanChargeScandal.

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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@RCReed40 Dude, I didn’t realise you could breach that well. Solid effort.
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@samatlounge ‘Missinghamsplaining’ or just ‘hamsplaining’ sounds good though! If someone is utterly stupid enough to think you’re mansplaining, then they get hamsplained in response.
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@brclothwrites Hah! Bless you. But don’t worry, I’m a very happy guy, just happily self-effacing. I kinda like being a human Samwise Gamgee. Some days I look good. Some days I look like this guy. Either way, life is awesome, and my wife seems happy!
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Author Benjamin Ryan@brclothwrites·
@BenHowels What??? I think you have an extremely handsome face! We all have trouble seeing the beauty others see don’t we?
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Author Benjamin Ryan@brclothwrites·
Good morning. Have you ever woken up and felt completely unattractive for absolutely no reason?
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@klhicks912 Absolutely! The more challenging question for me is whether I’ve ever written good poetry.
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Kayla Hicks 📚@klhicks912·
Have you ever written poetry?
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@RJMrgn Reminds me of when we put a gate in our garden to stop the cat getting out…
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M O R G Y
M O R G Y@RJMrgn·
Met a little orange fella.
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M O R G Y@RJMrgn·
Just gone outside for a little walk to get my head straight for all the stuff I’ve got to do today and it’s like PERFECT weather in Peckham rn. ~15–16°, bright sunshine, little bit of a breeze. Lovely. ☺️
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
Awesome first game, I’m just mega happy that the #NFL is back. Bring on the rest of the season, it’s time. And despite the gif, let’s go #ChicagoBears
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Ben Howels@BenHowels·
@brclothwrites I’ve got Nina to keep me company. By which I mean, she bullies me for treats/strokes. I even have to settle her on my bed whenever she wants a daytime nap.
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Author Benjamin Ryan@brclothwrites·
Do you have a pet? What’s their name? Can I see them? 😃✨
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@ICantThinkEm I mean, to be fair, it’s arguably better than anything I’ve ever painted! Awesome first effort. Then again, since I draw (badly) with my left hand, but paint models with my right hand (and no, I don’t know why!) I tend to forgive myself some of my artistic weaknesses…
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was talking about old minis with a friend & we were talking about first minis & well here. this is my lord of change (whomst i called andy). he was my first finished model when i was 13-ish xD i glued him together with two-part araldite. it was not a good time. 😂
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@alexklaushofer Gotta love a good bit of holiday non-fiction. Probably safe to leave it on a sunbed and it’ll still be there for you the next morning…
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Alex Klaushofer
Alex Klaushofer@alexklaushofer·
I'm on holiday. My holiday reading is 'The Mass Psychology of Fascism' 🤣🤣🤣
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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?
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