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@PAACS_ This is awesome. We are all better people because of JLT.

Dr. John Tarpley, PAACS Academic Dean, will be honored as one of four Icons in Surgery at the 2024 American College of Surgeons Clinical Congress in San Francisco on Tuesday, Oct 22nd! Join us in congratulating Dr. Tarpley on this incredible achievement! facs.org

To be in the College Football Hall of Fame, a coach must have won at least 60% of his games. Mike Leach won 59.6%. RT if you think Mike Leach should still be included in the College Football Hall of Fame

@OS_Beaver Beavs>>Green wave -an alum of both great places.

Oregon State vs Tulane rivalry officially started. Have to see if they become regular opponents in a future conference, but both fanbases are top notch. 🦫🌊💯

@ajacksonmurphy @StJudeResearch @APSASurgeons @SurgeryUTHSC Atta boy Murph

NEW work from our lab shows that ribosome production presents a new therapeutic opportunity against Wilms tumor @StJudeResearch @APSASurgeons @SurgeryUTHSC blogs.stjude.org/progress/ribos…

@emmygreen17 🙋‍♂️

Where are my Roman Empire girlies at

If you don’t stop here are you even trying to vacation?

@teacher_kurt When you’re doing a Belsey Mark IV you need a spoon! No substitute. Often hard to find in the OR.

@bmsnews Odd that your commercial for eliquis shows an older person sledding down a hill with no helmet? Am I to assume they are on eliquis? Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

@coffeeandblades Apply dressing, reinforce prn.

You get called to the ED to see an umbilical hernia w cirrhosis. You walk in the room, the patient coughs, and this happens. WYD? Wrong answers only.

@D_RadioGuy I feel seen

And you think your older brother is a dick

@D_RadioGuy Hard endorse

Put a ring on concrete mixer and it’s a yes every time

@shane_jensen19 @bryanacotton1 @JRTaylorIII1 @kjkwinger6 I’d take a little ABC over the shoulder and behind the ear heckling to almost any radio station during a decort.

@bryanacotton1 @Bill_bec @JRTaylorIII1 @kjkwinger6

This is a meeting I would definitely attend and not just stand outside the hall chatting and networking!

@rbarbosa91 The inside of a Ferrero Rocher

Take a quick break from ragescrolling and give me a good food analogy for ‘pus’. As in “the material coming from the abscess looked like _____”. Need more for the list.

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.

@TraumaDawg @goscar @andersoncooper And the lama said…gunga, gunga galunga. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

.@goscar talking with @andersoncooper about the injuries we are seeing with the #tornadooutbreak

Check out our 'Beating Heart', 3D LifePrints' latest simulator developed with Professor Hari Arora for the @NottFoundation. It's ready to be cut and sutured while beating - hyper realistic field training for surgeons operating in conflict zones!

@TraumaDawg @MichaelVella32 @DaDoc_IsIn @VUMCTrauma I’d suggest getting a reference from @sbrooksmd

@MichaelVella32 @DaDoc_IsIn @VUMCTrauma I’m applying for my Screen Actor’s Guild card this year.

When you’re doing recertification for ATLS and notice your trauma peeps in one of the pictures and videos @TraumaDawg @MichaelVella32 @VUMCTrauma

@SashaTrauma @bryanacotton1 @shane_jensen19 @sashellsteph “Please don’t forget ID, they are so helpful. Wait, on second thought, call them in the morning….it’s 405 after all.”

@bryanacotton1 @Bill_bec @shane_jensen19 @sashellsteph @bryanacotton1 "Could someone please consult cardiology for this arrhythmia?"

everyone is beautiful

@bryanacotton1 @shane_jensen19 @sashellsteph “Of course sir, I know it’s 11am but I really think you should have all your lights off and the curtains drawn and just take a nice long nap. Besides, I’m very patient so I will wait for you to wake up and we can talk at length about why Eliquis is the best choice.”

@shane_jensen19 @sashellsteph That is a SURE sign I’ve been kidnapped!

SEC schools as Nic Cage (a thread): Alabama