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Beyond Protocols: How Team Camaraderie Fortifies #Security Trust: All healthy relationships are built on trust. When co-workers trust one another and can rely on one another, amazing things happen. securityweek.com/beyond-protoco…

I believe there is horse 🐎 shit 💩 advertising on this network ☠️🤦‍♀️😂🇺🇸

@ESimbakalia The egg vs sperm account is from Pakistan 🇵🇰

@catsrule28305 Happy Happy GenX Birthday 🎈🎁 🎂 🎉

60 years around the sun, as you youngsters say. 🥳

2018 Data: This is how much avocado 🥑 toast costs in 11 American 🇺🇸 cities 🌆 #analysis 📊 theladders.com/career-advice/…

@danice_danis Text me the dude’s 411… I have effective devious ideas 💡 FYI: There are ways around him & over him

Which is why I'm going to enjoy making the assistant director's job hell--10, 11 years ago the building went smoke free. I spent the first 6 of those years calling, emailing, setting meetings him about smoking and incense, calling daily--all before he was rehired and promoted.

Yes — my matzah 🫓 is Israeli 🇮🇱 ✡️🦁💙Kosher for Passover

@ZealouslyQuoted @Mazelit_ I have one of the original antique versions as a family heirloom passed down to me ✡️🦁💙🇺🇸🖖🏼

@Mazelit_ They've been doing it forever! There's a million articles. But I think basically 100 years ago they were struggling. Then someone had the genius idea to give out free haggadahs w/ their coffee.. They've been beloved by jews, and thr haggadahs have been a comedic staple ever since

From my first Seder as a Jew!! Anyone know why Maxwell House has been sponsoring so many Haggadahs?

@stanziirl It’s actually delicious and tangy with a kick from the jalapeños. Very healthy and filling without the “bread bloat” — matzah 🫓 Fast to make and literally ZERO mess to clean up!

@BlondeTechCEO i do!!!!! 🤤

You know you want to eat this 🥑 matzah ✡️💙🇺🇸

Exactly!! “I have the ingredients in my own kitchen.” #magic #Pesach ✡️ 🫓 #recipe Why mine is $50 😂 She does not list the menu prices at each dig — or even a $ price range $$$ Where to eat avocado 🥑 toast 🍞 in New York City - C'est Christine cestchristine.com/2015/08/where-…

@israelnewspulse @ESimbakalia So easy to make a 5-year-old could manage to make it with incident 😂💙

@BlondeTechCEO @ESimbakalia Do you drizzle a tiny bit of water on the matzah before eating, to make it softer?

@israelnewspulse @ESimbakalia No — crispy crunch! If it sits long enough it will soften from the avocado 🥑 natural oils. Me? I never wait that long 🤣. It is so delicious it disappears quickly! Bon Apetit & Happy Pesach ✡️💙🖖🦁

#Illinois #Illini 🇺🇸🖖State Song with University of Illinois 💙🧡🏀⛹🏽‍♂️ Scenes youtu.be/qjuMWN79Wsw?si… via @YouTube

A group of unlucky drivers in Miami, Florida pulled up behind a row of parked cars expecting them to move. Kyle James Converse, who filmed this video, said he watched the line form from when the first car stopped behind a series of parked vehicles.

To be a woman in corporate, there is actually a personal investment annually… It’s kind of unwritten and mandatory. Extra cost 💲 not included in salary benefits: For a woman in a high-status corporate role, the estimated annual cost ranges from $5,000 to over $15,000.

I had a ritual as soon as I would get home from work. Whatever time that was upon evening arrival, I would immediately run upstairs and 🧽 💧 🧼 wash all the cosmetic shit off my face and throw on T-shirt👚 and sweats 👖 🤣 Corporate Deprogramming takes time 😉

@AGirlInPhilly It is liberating after decades of modeling and Corporate 🤣 Once I showed up as a Director with male Junior staff for a huge data center move 1:00 🕐 am sans face paint. “OMG you don’t have any makeup on.” Me: “Network security and servers do not give three fucks.”

Absolute bliss.

Illini 🏀⛹🏽‍♂️⛹🏼 Game Time Since you are in Phoenix 🐦‍🔥 which remains on Mountain Standard Time year-round and does not shift for Daylight Saving, it would be 3:09 p.m. for you.

A new street patrol program from the Community Security Service (CSS), a Jewish nonprofit that trains volunteers to protect synagogues and Jewish events around the US, quietly launched patrols several months ago. The patrols’ underlying goal is to reassure Jewish community members “that we are proactively looking out for their safety,” Priem said. “Our goal is to be a subtle additional layer of security for the Jewish community in New York.” Read more on The Times of Israel: timesofisrael.com/detect-deploy-…

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