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"Hazard regen" vs. "Talentless dog"

@CFCcipher @CFCPys

@CFCPys Potential man Clearlake

🚨 🔵 Cole Palmer has had reassurances from the Chelsea board, and why has Reece James signed a new deal? The captain must have been impressed when he discussed summer targets with the hierarchy. There are suggestions of a shift in recruitment this summer; that part of the focus on youth stemmed from a desire to reset after money wasted on older players. João Pedro was an established Premier League player when he joined from Brighton last summer. Chelsea also considered a top international defender in January. (@guardian_sport)

@CFCcipher @Janachigo We back fr

@BlueMineraIs @Janachigo I brought bro back from the dead

Face reveal...please be nice

@CFCcipher @Janachigo True

@Janachigo No I am taken with @BlueMineraIs

🚨 EXCL: Reece James commits future to Chelsea by signing new 6yr contract. 26yo’s previous deal 2028; fresh agreement runs until June 2032. Deal aligns England right-back with #CFC incentivised wage structure. W/ @SJohnsonSport @reallycerys @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/71118…

@DarkSummer777 @fromsoftserve It's literally the first one in the game

@fromsoftserve On my first play through I made steady progress up until this bonfire. I got bored. Didn't see the point. Gelt unchallenged. Then I gave up and played through Witcher 3 and/or RDR2, then I came back to this bonfire died maybe 50-100 times and almost went hollow.

canonical ds1 moment

@CFCcipher @elsdawg

@elsdawg Chilwell and Mount kissed it?! Yeah I'm eating that UCL trophy

i’m not kissin that after all those niggas either

@CFCteck We always dominate city on transitions 😭

Could have told you that for free from a Pochettino days….

@CFCteck If EnzoF was a ucl level athlete..

@BlueMineraIs Yeahh so Caicedo can focus on sweeping up We need a passer that controls the play and can defend like Rodri, Caicedo can pass and defend but isn’t a controller Enzo can control but can’t defend

Ditch Lavia and get me Boubacar Kamara.

@CFCteck Do we need a passer?

@BlueMineraIs He’s more of a distributor than Onana😭 Onana is not a passer at all really

@CFCteck Caicedo isn't a distributor 😭 tielemans does that for aston villa anyway. Caicedo plays out of pressure, that's one of his strengths

@BlueMineraIs 💀💀 But when have you seen Kamara spraying passes? Usually plays out of pressure like Lavia, rarely d’you see him doing crazy distribution Caicedo is much more of a distributor

@CFCteck Kamara is just caicenat without the thuggery

@BlueMineraIs Onana is just Caicedo with height and less passing ability Kamara is literally Lavia with height and dribbling ability

@CFCteck Kamara is.

@BlueMineraIs Onana and Caicedo are the same style man

@CFCteck Most suited to our squad

@BlueMineraIs Not better than Kamara

@CFCteck He's a scrub. He can't hang in the championship

4 years to show he can make it in the premier league. The countdown begins.

@CFCcipher Hopefully they are gone in 5 yrs

@BlueMineraIs It's unreal and disgusting. Gaslighted our whole fanbase about Mason Mount and is about to do the same with Enzo Maresca.

Say what you want about Maresca but Clownlake pushing a pr campaign against him through Fabrizio is laughable. I know this trick all too well with Tuchel and Mount. All they do is make up and twist shit to make them seem like the good guys. What pigs they are.

@CFCcipher @junior_gamer24

@BlueMineraIs @junior_gamer24 You're not supposed to see this 🤬🤬🤬💔💔

If she was my teacher I’m not learning anything in her class, too much distraction

Eghbali ends up like this tomorrow, what are WE doing?

@CFCcipher @junior_gamer24 ?

@junior_gamer24 I'd let her groom me