Robert Middleton

@Puppieslover Puppy Love

Best caption wins

@pieandbov @AdamOliver07 Sadly it’s more like 100/1.

When was the last time, in the age of VAR, that a player completely faked contact that resulted in an opponent being sent off? I keep seeing Motherwell fans screaming that "this better happen all the time from now on". It won't, because the combination of circumstances make it very unlikely. Ref didn't see it. Assistant didn't see it. 4th Official gets involved - he's seen it apparently. Ref acts on his advice alone. VAR decides nothing to see here. It's a million to one that all that happens again.

When was the last time a player was suspended for diving in a game? Genuinely curious

@13Calendar Ethiopia already has 13 months.

Why do we live by a calendar that barely makes sense? 30 days. 31 days. 28 days… sometimes 29. What if every month had 28 days and the year had 13 perfectly balanced months? Same dates. Same weekdays. Every year. Welcome to the future of time. 13cal.net

@DufcStats That’s an amazing set of stats. Tells a story. Accounts for the 9 points between us and Falkirk.

Points gained/lost after 90 mins ☘️ Celtic +11 (11-0) ❤️ Hearts +4 (6-2) 🟠 Motherwell +3 (4-1) 🔵 Dundee +2 (4-2) 🇬🇧 Rangers +2 (4-2) 🐿️ Kilmarnock +1 (2-1) 🔵 Falkirk 0 (0-0) 🐼 St Mirren -1 (1-2) 🐑 Aberdeen -1 (2-3) 🥬 Hibs -2 (2-4) 🦁 Livi -4 (1-5) 🍊 Dundee U -9 (0-9)

@dundeeunitedfc We play like our goal is mediocrity. Lack of leadership, apparent absence of coaching and lack of belief. Some big changes needed.

We exit the Scottish Cup. 🔵 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🍊 | #FALUTD | #DUFC

@Lilith_Atheist Maybe if we gave the one on the end a push we could observe the domino effect? Crazy people. Batshit crazy.

This is not normal behavior. 👇

@NoContextBrits An utter abomination.

@dundeeunitedfc Falkirk and Dunfermline dreaming of Hampden.

It ends level ⚖️ 🍊 0️⃣-0️⃣ 🔴 | #UTDABE | #DUFC

@FortWilliamFC Is that Eilidh Barbour second from left?

So here it is - the official launch of the SWFA Highlands and Islands League with a very excited new team joining the ranks of the league... Our very own Fort William Women!!! Here's to a season of excitement and new beginnings ⚽ #MonTheFort tinyurl.com/4ut9ru4p

@BeingScots Isn’t he English? Great film and performance.

Congratulations to I Swear actor Robert Aramayo, who won Best Actor at the Baftas. His performance in this amazing Scottish film is a must-see (coming to Netflix next month). He also won the Bafta rising star award 🎉

@positivityofx Does he know it can fly?

This man helped an anxious swan find her way back to the water🤍🦢

@uddyarab I’m confused about why the foul wasn’t preventing a goal scoring opportunity and hence a red card.

Should Var not order a retake if the ball moves as he takes it

@anon_opin If that’s the average time, it’s inconsistent to suggest most people can make it.

Running is one of the easiest and cheapest ways to keep fit. A 5K averages around 40 minutes, most people can make that time. Get it done, clear your head, and go about your day feeling fitter and focused.

@BBCSport Please explain how we would finish above Korea if Switzerland beat USA?

@dundeeunitedfc @ScottishCup Anyone noticed that we are due to win the cup this year? 1994 (+16=) 2010 (+16=) 2026!

We progress into the Quarter-Finals of the @ScottishCup 🏆 🍊 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🔴 | #UTDSPA | #DUFC

@dundeeunitedfc We definitely have some room for improvement. We don’t look like a team that’s being well coached all week. Or well led.

78’ | Spartans pull one back. 🍊 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🔴 | #UTDSPA | #DUFC

@Puppieslover Oatcake

His name is the last thing you ate What’s his name ?

@Lilith_Atheist @ChristIsComing5 Didn’t God (supposedly) create the world? 🤔

@ChristIsComing5 What a perfect way to ignore the world’s problems and evade accountability!

THE ULTIMATE MIND RENEWAL

@offtheballbbc Roses are red Violets are blue We’ll lose to Haiti And the other two too

🌺 Roses are Red, 💙Violets are Blue… 💖It’s the Terracing Teaser, 🥰You know what to do

@offtheballbbc Blair Spitter

The team of the week is, specifically, the Rain XI - featuring Hosing Quitongo, Hamish Drench, and Hoopy the Puddle Hound... Get YOUR soggy suggestions in below👇🌧