Execute Number 66/Al Horford Lvr/JFields #believer

@cavs @Redfin *Fixed it*

Kill your ego Kill your ego Kill your ego

4 hands of black jack, a girl with a nursing degree, and a golden retriever would fix every problem I’ve ever had

Girl at the coffee shop complimented my eyes. Chat we’re so fucking back

When you make an exception you set an expectation

They gotta start calling KD underage drinking the way he ruins a young core.

See, normally, if you wake up in 2026, you got a 50/50 chance of doing something with your life. But when you add laziness to the equation, your chances of success drastic go down. Now you take a lazy ass sittin’ on the couch, add excuses, add “I’ll start Monday” and your odds of winning don’t even exist. But then you add ME to the equation? Intensity. Discipline. Freak genetics. Now your chances of success go up to 100%—because I don’t miss. So in 2026, the math is simple: You either get off your ass or the numbers don’t lie, and they spell DISASTER for your goals.

Even when I’m falling down I’ve still got motion

Yeah I might be the fantasy football 🐐

@Booliard you’re telling me there was an option between Sydney Sweeney and blue people, and you went with the blue people?

The best part about doing back & chest at the gym in the same day is it feels like somebody is hugging you🥰🥰🥰

Asking every girl I meet what their Spotify wrapped age was is about to go triple platinum for me.🙏

Putting “clinched first round bye in 2 fantasy leagues” into my tinder bio.

Yeah get a load of this fucking loser. Gambling fucking rocks.

Seeing all the Hailee Steinfeld fans call Josh Allen ugly as a dude who gets told he looks similar to Allen

Gambling = Bad

I recovered my EA account. It is no longer attached to my dad’s email.