Me when @colincowherd predicts the Vikings to be “a really good fourth place team” after calling them a top 2 roster in the NFL with the best coaching staff in the league
PPR points per game as a rookie:
18.2 - Malik Nabers
17.1 - Justin Jefferson
Team passing yards + TDs during rookie season:
Jefferson - 4.3k + 35
Nabers - 3.2k + 15
@viberatuer@Noah2Me@ProtectiveChild Kaleb Dean woodie don’t get all yippy cause you’re sad future Toyota sienna salesman Jordan can’t do any more than rack up some garbage time yards and lose to king Sam Darnold
@BranFrom@Noah2Me@ProtectiveChild ya we’ve got a drunk new father here who cosplays as Nick Mullens (with his baby as a football) after Vikings wins - can you step in and do something here?
Love the look of disappointment in my coworkers eyes when they tell me about a new signing and I hit them with “yeah I saw that an hour ago, crazy right?”