Jason Broadfoot

So you are saying commute time and lunch time are important and valuable…..you are sooooo close to getting it. Looking forward to when you are a CEO and you pay your employees commute time and have free lunches at the office everyday

Smart move getting this in on the 27th and not waiting until the 30th or 31st where it gets washed out in the flood of them by your kind. Looking forward to the for the oh so original “glad all the companies logos are going back to normal” tweet. Sorry, rainbows bother you

Measles

While I understand what you are saying, it is in fact a strike because it crossed the STRIKE ZONE. If we do it the other way we now are asking the umpire to 1. determine if it crossed the zone and 2. determine if it was some subjective distance to the glove set-up

@ShellPaw @nickimoraa People that feel they are entitled very rarely just give up after one “no”. So they keep badgering the flight attendants.

@nickimoraa What the hell is wrong with flight attendants? Why don’t they ever stick up for the person wanting to keep the seat they chose? My friend was absolutely badgered to give up her window seat by the flight attendants to the point of tears.

boarded my flight, found my aisle seat, and immediately noticed the woman next to me staring at me like I had personally ruined her vacation. Before I could even buckle my seatbelt, she sighed dramatically and said, “I was really hoping nobody would sit there.” Okay? Then she asked if I would switch seats with her husband three rows back so they could sit together. Normally I wouldn’t care, except her husband’s seat was a middle seat between two strangers while mine was the aisle seat I specifically paid extra for. I politely said, “I’d rather keep this one.” She blinked at me like I had confessed to a crime. Then came the guilt trip. “We hardly ever get time together.” “It’s our anniversary.” “Young people are so selfish these days.” Meanwhile her husband was fully capable of speaking for himself but stayed sitting three rows back pretending not to notice any of this. The flight attendant came over and asked if I’d reconsider because the woman was “very upset.”

@ESPN_Schick Problem solved

Since the Nebraska athletic department announced that higher-level donors rather than season-ticket holders would get first dibs on tickets to a home regional, the Huskers got swept by Ohio State, losing all three games by a combined 19-5. 🤔

No, absolutely not. There is 100% chance that I wait until tomorrow. I’ll quit that shit at 5:30am, noon, 5pm, 11:59pm, whatever. The second those $$$ are mine.

Happy “dead heat day” to everyone in the #Sportsbook industry. Trying to explain this rule to once a year golf bettors is the worst. #Deadheat

The casino I work at in Council Bluffs, Iowa just played Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” at 9:39 on a Monday morning. The only healing going on after this point will be taking place at the free clinic.

Oh how the #Husker fanbase is about to start a new Luther Vandross conspiracy when #OneShiningMoment shows more Iowa highlights and especially the 4 defender long pass #MarchMadness

All Clark Kellogg wants to do is talk ball, but we got this. #FinalFour

He definitely knows about forcing himself upon people.

Danny Hurley might actually commit a crime against an official who puts Duke in the bonus with 14 minutes left in the 2nd half. #MarchMadness #UConn #Duke

12:28 Window has a touchscreen that does pivot. Customer had to see so he keeps asking to pivot screen until it is completely facing away from me. As he is reading off selections he stops “why aren’t you typing these in” My very short answer: “now I can’t see” #WorkSucks

10:15-10:50: sat next to co-workers for 30-35 minutes doing my work. Nothing. Try to get up to deliver money & paperwork to cage. Somehow all 3 cashiers need money swaps at the exact same time. We have had maybe 6 customers. #WorkSucks

Not all “Fridays” are created equal: 9-5 today with tomorrow and next day off. 9:45: co-worker goes on like a real rant about the size of paper clips we have. Then all 4 foot 9 of her tore apart every low shelf and cupboard looking for a different size….paper clip. #WorkSucks

Jeep-with the kid and the live fish. No way is that kid singing that song in real life. And what the hell is he doing with a live fish out of water anyway?

Thoughts and prayers to the referees assigned to the UConn/UCLA game today. I hope they slept well last night because dealing with Dan Hurley or Mick Cronin is bad enough. Today it’s Hurley AND Cronin. It’s going to be a loooong day for those officials. #MarchMadness

Bricktown in OKC doesn’t have enough Busch Light on hand for what’s coming Wednesday thru hopefully Sunday. #Huskers #MarchMadness

Music man at Madison Square Garden played Biggie for visitors(UConn) intros and then Tupac for St. John’s the NYC team intros…..that should have been flipped around. #BigEast