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@servicerotties @creek_moose I am butt furniture to my dog…

@creek_moose That's better than using your head as a pillow. I speak from experience.

I was trying to hang out with dad in his office and Rocky decided to use my butt as a pillow! 😤 I guess he was worn out from getting groomed today 😂 #dogsoftwitter #DogsOfX

@AceHainley She’s a stunner!

i get to pick up Ms. Shelley Duvall from the shelter tomorrow 😻

@faith_vtch @Needle_of_Arya I never close my bedroom window. Even during the Alaskan winters.

I grew up with a German parent, so imagine my surprise when I moved out and realized people do not open their windows. My roommates were SHOCKED when I would air the house out in the morning 😭 what do u mean youve never heard of air being stale

@thetrueshelby @Ozarkdogguy Abusers stick together. Investigate Huckabee, too.

Abuse is often taught. Investigate Jim Bob Duggar. NOW.

@JThomasABC @KarynCurtis21 I mean, have you met horn players?

Word that’s making me smile today: pretzel-bender. It’s a multi-purpose bit of mid 20th century American slang that can mean, among other things, an odd person, a wrestler, or a French horn player. 📸: University of Wisconsin Madison Archives, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

@MavrocksGirl I didn’t remember he was in that movie! But I saw it so long ago, and your dad was everywhere when I was a kid.

Can you name this motion picture with Marlon Brando and my dad? 😉

@LuisSteeven @AOC

@AOC If it’s so harmful, why is it expanding everywhere people are free to choose it? Are millions just “manipulated,” or are they making a trade-off you don’t like?

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@GupBGaming @AOC You bigoted (and stupid) POS.

@AOC Oh what an odd thing to pretend to care about. Gambling, is healthier than fentanyl, and highly less addicting. Gambling on your phone is less of a risk to your life, than interacting with an illegal immigrant. Nobody has ever been raped or assaulted by polymarket.

@lordfoster102 @Moonlight_myths You do not deserve children.

They should and must go ahead with another DNA test until he is satisfied. This is not about emotions anymore, it’s about peace of mind. Once a man starts doubting paternity, no amount of explanation or shouting will fix it. If the first result is truly correct, then doing it again at a different lab will only confirm the truth and put everything to rest. But trying to stop him will only make the suspicion worse. It’s better to settle it completely now than to raise a child under doubt and resentment.

My sister gave birth to a red-haired daughter. But she and her husband are both dark-haired. No one in our family has red hair. My sister insists that her husband's great-grandfather was red-haired, and that's how it was passed down. Her husband didn't believe her, especially since she has this one red-haired colleague at work. Anyway, he insisted on a DNA test, which they did after huge fights and screaming matches. My sister threw the paper in his face. It showed 99.9% he's the father. But he still doesn't believe it, says the test could have been faked or someone paid off the lab. He wants to do another one at a different lab, but my sister is afraid this will definitely lead them to divorce He's not even talking to my sister right now. But he says it's better to find out the truth and live with a clear conscience. He doesn't want to raise someone else's child. I believe my sister 100%, but I have to admit the situation is pretty bizarre. Does anyone know anything about genetics?

@rickeyp2121 @Moonlight_myths I’d do the test and serve divorce papers. When there’s no trust, there’s no foundation for a relationship. Plus a worthy partner would raise the child no matter what. The test would prove he has to pay child support.

Women reading this: I can understand why it would be offensive when you are innocent, but if you didnt do anything wrong, then do the test. Give him the peace of mind he needs, whether you believe he needs it or not. Thoughts like that will eventually ruin your relationship and marriage unless you can quell them. Help him to put it to rest fast and easy and move on.

@KimsyWhimsy79 @Moonlight_myths You need the blue eyed gene to get green eyes.

@Moonlight_myths My mom had brown eyes and my dad had blue. I have green and they never debated who my father was. Your sisters husband is an ignorant uneducated asshole. She’s better off without him.

@Moonlight_myths My sis gave birth to a redhead and within a year she was a towhead and has remained so into adulthood.

@Spindle_Hound @emmaaitkenF1 That bonnie lass is invited to all of my picnics.

Is THIS the face of a gallumphing womble that tried to attend a picnic she was not invited to?

@TizzyEnt I am indeed crying.

FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: I'm not crying, you're crying

@domdyer70 @IPhillips79 All of those animal except the zebra are very close to extinction and probably won’t exist in 50 or fewer years.

Indeed we are

@woofknight @R_S_Russo I can only be who I am.

Wait for it.. 😂

RIP, Mean Joe Green

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husband's??? Oh, wait. My bad. I meant Missouri. Missouri law. Typo. It happens.