Shellpaw

@annamaria1word I’ve always wanted to go to Leavenworth. It looks so pretty.

Finally got me some wine after the day I had. We’re in Leavenworth, WA, my husband’s very favorite place.

@muchado33 Pretty kitty!

My Frank. He's such a silly little.

@muchado33 Once again - it’s less room on the pillow for me…

🥹🥹🥹🥹

@MargueriteZilla @KierstenWarren She’s a sweetie. Super soft.

@ShellPaw @KierstenWarren beautiful cat

A tale of two kitties. Same two parents. But very different vibes.

@thefarmersheep “Baaaa” versus “Me-e-eh”. And some sheep are wooly.

what’s the difference between a sheep and a goat

@collectdust Um…

what if bisexuals are just prone to autoimmune disorders with hypermobility and that's why we sit like that?

@ChildPleez007 None of them. I think my mom raised me that way intentionally so that I could deal with them for her.

What's insect are you scared of?

@JadeK526 @dalepartridge “Gentle and quiet spirits”. *snort*

Hey @dalepartridge go fuck yourself. Hard.

@downbadcomment Never sign a prenup without your own lawyer.

@LucasSa56947288 He’s been bald on top for a very long time. But now his hair is thinning too much to maintain his highly elaborate combover.

How did he get bald? 🤣

@Thinkingmansaid @redhotnerd @ChudTheBuilder Bots can’t serve in the military.

@1of1cardss @redhotnerd @ChudTheBuilder I am a disabled Marine so what? Being a veteran gives you no right to stalk and attack citizens because he cant control himself. Again he is a career criminal.

Everything I’ve learned about Chud The Builder is against my will. I want to make this clear fellow white people: if any of you ever defend this, you have a serious problem. And you need to stop. This disgusting human is thankfully now off the streets. CAUTION: this video contains extremely racist graphic language.

@KeruboSk No lies detected.

Neurotypicals: If you're hungry, just make a quick sandwich. ADHDers: To make a sandwich, I must clean a plate. To clean a plate, I must empty the dishwasher. To empty the dishwasher, I must move the trash. The trash is too heavy. Therefore, I will simply starve on the couch while staring at a wall for two hours.

@Aquilae_80085 @greendragonhq Yeah, but all the people who voted otherwise don’t.

@greendragonhq Fuck it. Let them. If the people are retarded enough to vote in complete morons, they deserve the absolute destruction that awaits.

REMINDER: just over 10 years ago Spencer Pratt and his wife went bankrupt after blowing $10 million preparing for a zombie apocalypse. This is not satire. It really happened. These people are dirty fucking grifters that are unfit to manage their own finances, let alone one of the biggest economies in the world. Are they going to blow the entire Los Angeles budget on a doomsday bunker and plastic surgery?

@BenMyers @greendragonhq @MilenaAmit @RickCarusoLA @spencerpratt How much relevant experience does that Pratt have?

@greendragonhq @MilenaAmit Well I’m old enough to remember when leftists were complaining about @RickCarusoLA being too successful and having too many homes and too much relevant experience and being too competent. These are all fake objections to @spencerpratt. The real issue is that he’s not a leftist.

@TonyWenzel @greendragonhq Lincoln never blew this much cash on rocks.

@greendragonhq Lincoln was bankrupt twice. What's the connection?

@JustStop0691 @MissesDread Ask for the small one next time and see if it makes a difference.

@MissesDread I have problems with them. Always have. I just brace myself and get it done.

Am I the only woman on earth who really doesn't give a shit about the speculum in a Pap test? It takes like 30 seconds. I've had dicks that tore me up worse and in there much longer.

@MissesDread I have tiny orifices and have to ask for the small one, otherwise yeah - it’s pretty bad. Having the correct size makes a HUGE difference.

@muchado33 Thank you! I took my emergency migraine pill and am doing much better.

@ShellPaw Hope it passes quickly

Happy Caturday! ❤️❤️

@JMeanypants He found a racist lawyer to defend him.

Racists are so upset that THIS racist is being held accountable for his racist barbarism. Why? Because it makes THEM scared that they too aren’t safe being racists. Fuck all of you rotted racists. 😂 We are ecstatic that POS is rotting in jail.