Mr Six Legs

I'm getting out performed by fucking potatoes I can't take it anymore.

Dad, what was X like on the day when everyone thought the JPM levfin story was true?

@Cyb3rDav3 @grok @allen_explains Jane street u need to graduate top 5 from Ivy to even get an interview brother

@grok @allen_explains @grok create a study outline with everything me and the boys need to learn so we can also secure 200k-600k roles. Include links to sources. Assume we have adhd and are prone to going down unnecessary rabbit holes, keep it high level and to the point.

🚨 A junior at Jane Street reportedly landed a $220K–$600K role because he used AI to analyze trillions of data points faster than most teams ever could. In this 1-hour lecture, he breaks down the exact system behind it: • how he researches massive datasets • how AI finds patterns humans miss • how his machine turns raw data into decisions • how you can apply the same thinking yourself Skip Netflix tonight. Watch this instead. One hour could completely change how you think about research, AI, and opportunity.

she’s a 10 but has a fish head and no cannons

Me reading that the JPMorgan story was fake after I already agreed to a 50% pay cut for the role

This how buddy was posted up at J.P. Morgan

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” “Your dad was a sex slave for J.P. Morgan”

Bomb the datacenters

wish me luck

@gabriel_horwitz I feel so sorry for this woman. Being accused falsely of sexual assault is one thing, but being falsely accused of sexual assaulting an Indian is like the deepest fucking insult a moderately attractive white woman can endure on this planet. She may never recover from this.

The kind of guy who would call his wife “fish head with no cannons” while simultaneously blowing up his career

@exec_sum "Itty bitty titties and a fish head!" "Itty bitty titties and a fish head!"

If anyone has ONYX status on DK hmu

Private equity firms: “we pay our senior associates carry so that they’re aligned on the fund’s success” The carry:

Incredible

We only got like 10 new sentences left

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

@GriftReport can we euthanise the gang rapists too?

If you fly in anything other than pants and a hoodie, I’m judging you