Bumph Luff

@naiivememe They’ve had a hard life.

Just heard that someone who was 29 in 1996 is now 70

@EndWokeness He 3 foot tall

Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."

@DefiantLs Backward baseball cap negates everything he says

Florida man speaks out: "I am not Jeffrey Epstein" "My video went viral because some dude randomly filmed me while I was driving"

@Maliykus It's make believe. It's not real. Someone dreamed that shit up and invited you to join and experience it if you wanted to. It's optional.

Someone needs to fill me in on this. Why are elements from totally different time periods just randomly mixed together in this game? Is there a convincing in-universe explanation for this or is it just some bullshit?

@TheGameVerse Red Dead 2 was boring as fuck

Crimson Desert (2026) vs RDR2 (2018)

@HistoricHub 20 minutes of pure Columbian marching powder

This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...

@FerreWeb3 Yeah everyone in the 90's did that.

Look at the generational difference… 1990s: • Get a university degree • Get a 9–5 job • Suit and tie • Get promoted • Get married at 21 • Buy a house at 25 • 4 kids, 1 dog • Retire at 60 2026: • Survive… Show more

@CraigCelt It'th been quite an inquedible At'theethment to getth thwoo Alan Hutton's slevery speech impediment with a rethounding win.

INCREDIBLE!!! The poorest Celtic side I've seen in the past 20 years has just knocked out Rangers of the Scottish Cup on their own turf.

@chris_sutton73 Emma Dodds thinks it's a small minority of both sides....

A lot of unhappy Bears on the pitch…

@lucylulumusic @alex195_ If I ever have a 16 year old daughter I’ll make sure to bring her up so she knows to come straight to me or the police rather than set the creep up to be murdered by her and her pals.

How is the 49 year old fella wanting to meet a 16 year old being made out to be innocent

@Rainmaker1973 lol

In 1912, tailor Franz Reichelt jumped from the Eiffel Tower to test a parachute suit, which failed to deploy from 57 meters in a fatal experiment.

@notanastronomer You (an American) are a lightweight.

drinking in the UK, a summary: I (an American) have had one (large) glass of prosecco and I’m smashed. My (British) trivia team captain is on bottle #2 and completely sober.

@BoredElonMusk bet a pack of 20 doesn't cost £16 over there

Here’s the video of the now iconic smoking Persian girl.

@basilYam you do you

I wish there was a pithy phrase that meant "I hear that you think this. I neither agree nor disagree. This is your thought, and I really have nothing to do with it."

@moondiariess Or when you read A Song Of Ice And Fire and you've been waiting 14+ years for the next book.

when the book was so good & has no sequel or series so u just sit there searching for more books like it but no matter how hard u try nothing compares so u start questioning ur whole life

@ThrillaRilla369 Get the fuck off this app it's just bot spam. Get to the gym (it's actually just old folk there not steroid muppets like you see online) and eat a whole food diet.

Anyone over 40 years old Give some advice to those turning 40 in 2026

@amywinehouse Thought you were dead mate. Happy resurrection.

2025 has come to an end. Happy New Year 🖤

@elonmusk I don't believe you. Overpriced. Far more affordable cars for the general population.

Tesla Model Y is now officially the world’s best-selling car for the third year in a row!

@historyinmemes Unless he wrapped it into a wall at top speed with dashcam no one cares

Years ago, a millionaire pushed his Bugatti to 414 km/h on the Autobahn.

@allrockmusic That quiet bit after it ends

What is your favorite song by U2?