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@GottaLuvTheSun @LeesiBB If by "sound the same" you mean same cadence/vocabulary- I'll bet you any amount of money that you're wrong lmfao

@LeesiBB People that smoke weed everyday all sound the same lmfao.

before i was a bop i majored in 2 things, geology + behaviorial neuroscience. the crazy thing is they’ve actually known this for like 10+ years and i even learned this in school 12 years ago BUT the propaganda around pot was so bad people genuinely believed it cooked your brain.

@FuckYourValues @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Oh yeah? Well I've been traveling the UNIVERSE- yeah- see how we can just say whatever we want? Lmfaooooo The way you make it EXTRA obvious your feelings are hurt 🤣 I'm sorry little buddy, I promise if you learn to chill out- a woman will tolerate your presence!

@ByrdBot @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Nah, birdbrain boy. I've been traveling the world since 2023. Meanwhile, your azz is glued to a gaming chair, and you do nothing besides watching p0rn, playing some kiddie 💩 like league of legends and saying dumb 💩 on social media. You're really doing well in life! 🤣

Ok I can explain this to you, because unlike this bunch of losers I’ve worked in marketing. What we market to you is this: An identity you want > A product > A sale Doesn’t matter if it’s a teapot or a banking app. That’s what you do with an ad. Does it make you feel smart? Prestigious? In on the joke? Cool? Safe? That’s how advertisers think. If I say “This hat is cool, and good!” that’s a 2/10 ad. If I say “This hat is the hat you wear on holiday this year when the warm Italian sun floods the vineyards” that’s already put the hat on your head and a luxury holiday. Now, most people do not like racism. I know that’ll shock you because of Elon’s whack algorithm, but most people identify as “not a racist”. Easiest way to say to someone, look how open minded we are, and you are just like us? Diversity in an ad. It’s just sales. You’re just dumb so you see an “agenda”.

@jeff_of_norwich Lmfao- friend... many in the US go YEARS without a week off.

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@BrianAtlas Every content creator sells a parasocial relationship. Even the ones that just make slime videos or whatever. Humans are social creatures that crave community and will literally find it anywhere. You yourself sell a relationship to your viewers.

My main criticism of OnlyFans and similar sites isn’t the nudity (though this line of attack is valid), it’s that millions of women are essentially running what amounts to a romance scam. Wholesale fraud. Beyond that, most OnlyFans girls have a typer/chatter (typically male, or now AI) that does the chatting. If you claim the men get to talk to YOU (for money) but it’s actually someone else, that’s misrepresentation and fraud. Porn production has its defenders, but the intentional creation of fake relationships for profit is undeniably wrong. The scam/fraud aspect is completely indefensible: 1. Selling the illusion of personal connection 2. Fabricated intimacy for financial gain 3. Pay-to-progress “relationship steps” 4. Emotional baiting and withholding 5. False exclusivity 6. Dangling a potential future 7. Targeting vulnerable or lonely individuals

@lilmoemusic @TheLaurenChen SHE didn't speak well? I mean... wow. It's as if every trumpster has some sort of audio filter on where they don't hear his dementia rambling.

@TheLaurenChen Maybe. Maybe not. She was too silly. And she didn’t speak well. She laughs all the time and wasn’t good at answering questions on the fly. I think she was probably a good prosecutor and probably a senator too

I have absolutely no appetite for war. But I still believe that things would be infinitely worse if Kamala Harris were President right now.

@Darryl_Revok77 @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Political and economic institutions, you say? I wonder what the greater implications could be there... 🤔 are you saying the trump admin is lying? They claim they've fixed immigration...

@ByrdBot @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Yes, political and economic institutions are shepherding in hordes of third-world trash into this country to replace the American worker....even while we are on the cusp of massive gains in AI displacement of millions of jobs. Its destructive and sick and it needs REVERSED.

This is a mall in Virginia. Every day I am more radicalized, I’m a foreigner in my own country.

@FuckYourValues @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Good lord- projection so strong you should change your handle to Epson 🤣 I must have really struck a nerve with you, poor guy. I promise, if you're ever able to get out of your own way- you could be happy.

@ByrdBot @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Rich coming from an autistic p0rn addicted incel like you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have zero self-awareness, boy.

@FuckYourValues @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Oh I seee- you're just an angry virgin! My bad, man! Ay look, if you just chill out and be a silly goofy guy, a lady will notice you.

@ByrdBot @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Stop pretending you're dumb. You don't need to pretend it. And you know what I'm talking about, you're a p0rn addicted loser.

@FuckYourValues @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Who brought up porn? You seem to be the one thinking about it 🤔

@ByrdBot @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Yep, everything is about your p0rn addiction, blk boy.

@guy_withdumbhat @irlpachi OPs overall point seems to be- men are bad at games. This is objectively true. 90% of all playerbases of all games are dogshit. Only a small fraction of any playerbase actually plays the game they love effectively.

@ByrdBot @irlpachi Male supports are significantly better. Women are way worse at competitive games. Objectively.

If playing support is only for women because it's so easy, why are so many men dogshit at it?

@guy_withdumbhat @irlpachi That wasn't the discussion. Men, by and large, are terrible at games. This is not to say the average man doesn't play more games than the average woman but when taking any two random men at any game- they're both statistically dogshit.

@PironPikePuke @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Oh I see you also cheated on, rough stuff- if it helps at all, she probably didn't cheat on you because of your penis size but your vitriolic vibes. 🙂‍↕️

@ByrdBot @gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Bitch shut up and go make me a sandwich ffs

@Darryl_Revok77 @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Okay so you feel like only certain words have lost meaning. I'm still asking what you mean by the country is not being naturally diversified- it's being forcibly colonized?

@ByrdBot @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi I meant in terms of insulting people with names like "racist" or "anti-Semite"; things like that are intended to stop discussion and dismiss people's concerns.

@76Peachykeen @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Your family did? To be clear, you didn't, though. Right?

@BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Nice way to talk to a country that accepted you and helped you up. Did you hack out the wilderness with your own two hands? My family did. We are still building.

@Darryl_Revok77 @BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi If words are meaningless- what does "forcibly colonized" mean in this instance? Is that not also a meaningless phrase?

@BroArtiium @RealBenLuigi Its not becoming diverse naturally...its being forcibly colonized...it not liking it makes me "muh racist" then so be it. Fuck it. Call me a purple polka dot giraffe while your at it....words are meaningless.

How you're not calling him McNoon- I have no idea.

@lzrbrn @grande_uccello @RobertJMolnar I think it should be fairly clear here that Uccello is taking a sarcastic stance as a trumper. Sorry to interrupt.

@grande_uccello @RobertJMolnar Do you seriously believe the guy who is probably most famous for lying (other than being Jeffrey Epstein's best friend)?

this 48 hour ultimatum from Trump is by far the goddam dumbest fucking thing yet Now Iran is going to bring out all of their best shit from underground storage, and prepare a massive strike.... But odds are Trump is going to pussy out on his threat.....Iran is not opening the fucking straits in 48 hours.... This is Mad King bullshittery

@MadelaineLucyH Oh this post brought out the capital R Racists.

@gotallmymarbles @snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH Whoa. Some deep insecurities coming out there. I'm guessing an ex cheated on you specifically with someone darker than you? This seems VERY personal to you lol

@snobriquet @MadelaineLucyH So, you're saying that what British women want is to be in a relationship with a black man? Yes? What percentage of British women? 5% 20% 100%

@NonyaBidne94503 @pureMetatron As we know- no one ever did anything to "own the libs" that's for sure.

@pureMetatron there's no world where you convince the left not to celebrate the death of kirk, trump, etc that's just not possible, because they've cast themselves as our mortal enemies. they did this in spite of countless attempts to make peace on neutral terms

I'm gonna die on this hill. Charlie Kirk dies, people laugh and dance. Rob Reiner dies, people laugh and dance. Now Robert Muller died, Trump says he is glad he is dead. Trump will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Biden will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Can we make it a thing where it's just morally wrong to celebrate death? It's inappropriate, petty, vindictive and morally out of place. We need to be better than this as a nation and a people.