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CAP'N SCALAWAG

@CAPNSCALAWAG

Bio engineered carbon-based life form.. No DM-s, please

Head to Saturn, take a left Beigetreten Haziran 2023
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CAP'N SCALAWAG
CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
..until those eyes roll over white and all ya hear is that awful screeching..
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Kyle Becker
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani has signed an emergency order to stop people from freely celebrating the 250th anniversary of America in Times Square. Americans are being locked out of the July 4th ball drop. New Yorkers have some "thoughts" about this.
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
@libsoftiktok He drove the iconic Chicago Bears outta Chicago. Forced them to invade Indiana.. Violent illegals? Welcome. Law and order? NOT Welcome. No wonder the Bears left..
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
So let me get this straight... JB Pritzker thinks ICE agents, aka Americans, are "invaders," but the illegal aliens who ACTUALLY invaded the country aren't? Make it make sense
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Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
I guess daddy isn’t important anymore.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 Javier Milei just scored another massive victory in Argentina! He slashed the country’s debt by $54 BILLION, delivered the largest peacetime spending cut in history, killed DEI, eliminated waste, and people actually got richer, not poorer! LFG!
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
@Genterline @ksorbs Marx used university as a camping ground and had to be forcibly removed after 7 yrs. He also left a string of unpaid bills wherever he went. Even his funeral was paid for by others. Capitalism, ironically.. Typical.. 🤔
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Ivory Bill@Genterline·
@ksorbs A white guy invented her religion.
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Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs·
Joy Reid: "Whites can't invent anything" I can't help but notice she said this in English, from a computer, in a room with AC and electricity. How curious.
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
@ksorbs Her microphone, her baseball cap, and planes, trains, and automobiles .. Not too shabby..
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@MrFlake2 @DschlopesIsBack Hunter kicked back 50%. Hunter complained to Ashley - and she spoke to Joe. Joe then lowered his cut to 10%. 1% is a federal felony offense.. The whole family sold US influence, much of it to hostile nations. Joe should be in jail..
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Mr. Flake
Mr. Flake@MrFlake2·
@DschlopesIsBack Hunter was only the bagman for family money; he didn't get to keep it all. What he did keep either went to hookers or up his nose. He was selling his art for a while, but by a strange coincidence, people stopped buying the day his family lost their political power.
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Gain of Fauci
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
Hunter Biden was making over a $400k salary from Burisma and his firm took in over $11 million in total. He was also brokering huge deals with Communist China on behalf of his father “the Big Guy.” How did he get $17 million into debt? 🤔
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
@RealJamesWoods $39 TRILLION in debt .. How much stolen by trusted "officials" ? Time for some harsh house cleaning..
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AmericraB@MackShawShoe·
@CAPNSCALAWAG @GuntherEagleman Dude. What? I am not wishing them failure. I am just concerned about giving them billions of dollars to prop up their economic trainwreck while neglecting our own. I thought you Trump shills were “America first” or did I miss some memo?
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
@77_willl @catturd2 Is this where you say the meme is gay because you secretly fantasize about muscle bound men?
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
Okay, this is my favorite Trump post of all time - 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂been laughing hard for 5 minutes. Annihilated the losers.
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CAP'N SCALAWAG@CAPNSCALAWAG·
Ya run once, ya git a set a chains. Ya run twice, ya git 2 sets. Ya ain't gonna run no mo - cause you're gonna git yer mind right.. youtube.com/shorts/7enBdcu…
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Lol Mamdani is now saying there won’t be free buses this year after spending months campaigning on it New York, you got played
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AmericraB@MackShawShoe·
@GuntherEagleman What a pathetic shill. Dancing for Trump’s nickels while our tax money go to prop up his failed country.
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