Buzz Patterson

The Curse of Mamdani on the Mets continues. 🤣🤣🤣

On NetFlix.

I’m watching a fantastic documentary, “Becoming Led Zeppelin.” It’s fantastic. They were instrumental in my childhood. Watch it if you haven’t!

THE BONEYARD Ever wonder what happens to our retired military aircraft? Welcome to the 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group (AMARG) at Davis-Monthan AFB in Tucson, Arizona — America’s massive “Boneyard.” This is the world’s largest aircraft storage facility, spanning over 2,600 acres of desert with thousands of planes parked in perfect rows. From fighters and bombers to transports and tankers, these birds are preserved in the dry, low-humidity Arizona air that keeps them from corroding. As a former Air Force pilot, I can tell you it’s not just a graveyard — it’s a strategic asset. We harvest parts for active fleets, scrap what’s done, and can even pull jets back into service when needed. American ingenuity and power projection at its finest. God bless our military and the men and women who keep our skies dominant. 🇺🇸✈️

The Office of the DNI has denied this happened. Good. We’ve all had enough of the Deep State BS.

The California Bear hearing about another Gavin Newsom tax increase.

Breaking live from the Great Hall of the People: President Trump is sitting down with Chinese President Xi Jinping for their high-stakes bilateral summit! After a grand welcome with military honors, national anthems, and red-carpet pageantry, the two leaders are face-to-face tackling the biggest issues on the global stage. From the Iran war and Strait of Hormuz tensions, to trade imbalances, Taiwan, AI competition, tech deals, and opening Chinese markets for American businesses — this is superpower chess at its highest level. Trump brought a powerhouse delegation of U.S. CEOs (including heavy hitters like Elon Musk) ready to make moves. History unfolding in real time. Eyes on the world as these two titans negotiate the future.

@drsarah Of course!

@BuzzPatterson Are you gonna tell us the correct answers??

A “Get to Know Me” Poll: #2 Where was I born?

I’m watching the Trump visit to China and I’m comparing notes. I’ve been on several presidential international trips. I’ve been a member of the entourage. Allow me a moment and a word. I’m watching the Trump visit to China and I’m comparing notes. What a difference strong, competent leadership makes! This isn’t the same America shuffling through scripted photo-ops and whispered apologies. This is a President who commands respect, surrounded by a Cabinet of proven executives, patriots, and deal-makers who actually put America First. Secretary of State Marco Rubio negotiating with the clarity of someone who understands both power and principle. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth projecting strength without bluster. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent outmaneuvering economic adversaries at the table. A team of battle-tested leaders—Robert F. Kennedy Jr. at HHS restoring trust in public health, Doug Burgum securing our energy dominance, and so many more—who were chosen for excellence, not loyalty to the swamp. No more cabinet filled with placeholders and ideologues. These are results-oriented Americans who show up prepared, speak plainly, and deliver for our country. Watching our delegation move with purpose in Beijing reminds me why elections matter. We went from weakness and drift to strength and strategy. God bless this President and this Cabinet. America is back—and the world knows it.

🚨 This is wild if true! CIA allegedly raiding Tulsi Gabbard’s office to snatch back JFK assassination and MKUltra files she was actively declassifying under Trump’s EO? Deep State playing games again, defying the President and Congress. Rep. Luna just dropped a 24-hour ultimatum and preservation demand. Transparency or obstruction? Time to drain that swamp for real. #JFKFiles #MKUltra #DeclassifyEverything

What the hell did I just watch?! That’s probably the craziest play I’ve seen! Trying teaching this to kids. 😂

A “Get to Know Me” Poll: #1 Which sport did I play in high school?

I think @TMZ’s heartless political attack and poll didn’t work out the way they planned. Assholes. 🤣🤣🤣

@SpencerDevino Pretty damn close!🤣

@BuzzPatterson The pilot 👇😆

Flying through a thunderstorm over Paraguay. The moral of this story is to not fly through thunderstorms. I can remember only flying through one in my 35 years. I was taking off out of Lajes Air Base, Azores late at night and climbing out we got rocked. Our weather radar wasn’t properly painting weather. It was violent and we just rode it out. I certainly learned a lesson!

This post is written specifically for parents of children who play team sports, club teams, and travel ball. These should be good! Parents at kids' sporting events are a special breed. We're all out here pretending to sip “sports drinks” from Yeti tumblers while secretly running a speakeasy operation worthy of Prohibition. One Gatorade pouch of Fireball, two juice boxes of wine, and suddenly little Timmy's 7th-grade soccer game turns into the Super Bowl. “Go team! Daddy's just hydrating!” Who's with me? What's your go-to smuggling method? Flask in the diaper bag? Wine in the coffee thermos? Spill it (but not on the bleachers). 🤣🍸⚽️

@JohnMilnerGhost Absolutely!

@BuzzPatterson Having a buzz is the only way you are making it through watching children's soccer game.

Guys, I’m not in the market but this girl is a catch! She’s a keeper! You’ll thank me later! 🤣

Is @TMZ really out here attacking Spencer Pratt for staying in a Hotel Bel-Air after his Pacific Palisades home got torched in the LA wildfires? Bro, the guy’s lot is a smoking crater thanks to Gavin Newsom’s clown show leadership, endless bureaucracy blocking power/water hookups, and death threats forcing him to hire security. But sure, let’s clutch pearls over him not roughing it in an Airstream 24/7 like some reality TV survivalist. This is peak legacy media hackery: ignore the thousands of families screwed by incompetent Dem governance, the delayed recovery, the insane regulations... and instead play "gotcha" on where a guy sleeps while he’s actually trying to fix the mess. Spencer went full savage on them, and good for him. LA’s burning, the elites are gaslighting, and TMZ is out here doing damage control for the very failures that left neighborhoods in ashes. Priorities, clowns. Fix the city, not the optics. x.com/TMZ/status/205…

Spencer Pratt is firing back at claims he misled voters about living in a trailer after critics called him out for staying at Hotel Bel-Air. 🗣️

@mowsh51 Yep!

@BuzzPatterson I guessed football. Are you going to tell us when the poll is over?