Peter Merkle

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Peter Merkle

Peter Merkle

@CBJMerkle

Your friendly neighborhood Ford parts counter monkey. My tweets are my own, and mostly bad.

Beigetreten Aralık 2012
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Bradley Brownell
Bradley Brownell@PluginHyBrad·
@EricMTerrill1 That’s gotta be a Yellowstone reference (I don’t know for sure, Taylor Sheridan shows are outlawed in our house)
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Zerin Dube
Zerin Dube@SpeedSportLife·
In AMAZING vehicle news, RAM is bringing back the performance street truck segment with the 2027 RAM 1500 Rumble Bee! Available with 5.7L, 6.4L (392), and a 777-horsepower Hellcat, the Rumble Bee can do up to 170 mph and still tow 8,890lbs. I LOVE IT.
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Dan Arnold 🇺🇸
Dan Arnold 🇺🇸@dirtydan_4547·
If Massie loses tonight, this is my political opinion for the rest of my life.
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Aes🇺🇸@AesPolitics1·
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JuliansRum
JuliansRum@ItsJuliansRum·
No one wants these faggot ass data centers
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illuminatibot
illuminatibot@iluminatibot·
George Carlin was WAY ahead of his time. He is sorely missed.
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Steven Taranto
Steven Taranto@STaranto92·
POV: you are looking in your rearview mirror trying to outrun Shane van Gisbergen for a road course win (you had a 30 second lead on him)
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Greg Reese
Greg Reese@gregreese·
The most demoralizing thing to see is the massive herd of sheople who still think voting is going to solve anything.
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Phoumi
Phoumi@Phoumi1975·
"Fuuuuuuuck this beautiful undisturbed plain looks so boring we should have a CSAM generation factory there instead" you are mentally molested and I cannot square the way you think with the value I place on human life. You are a homunculus of mud and stone parodying life.
Jason Harrison@nominalthoughts

This whole thing gets even funnier (dumber) once you actually look up pictures of the land people are fighting over

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The Fat Electrician
The Fat Electrician@Fat_Electrician·
There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.
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youth code orange
youth code orange@thamosdeaf·
I like that building high speed rail in California requires nine thousand years of environmental impact studies but throwing up a data center the size of Texas takes fourteen seconds with zero material public support.
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FireFighterDev
FireFighterDev@fire_starter457·
I’m going to be honest, the last 4 times I’ve filled up my gas tank, I thought about many things. None of those things were sharing a bathroom with a trans person, a mom buying soda with her SNAP or whether the guy in front of me in line was documented.
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Rob Gucci
Rob Gucci@heatdaddy69420·
Me walking into a predominantly French speaking bar in Montreal during round 2
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𓃵@Themalickwrld·
Le monde actuellement depuis que quelques milliardaires refusent d'admettre avoir mangé des enfants dans une île
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⚔️@eurydicejones·
see that's yall problem. we don't need to kill ourselves, the people responsible for this are the ones who need to go.
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