Country Club Curmudgeon

@SHistorians #shrinkthegame

PS #ShrinkTheGame Just wanted to beat someone to it.

For the record the most overused phrase on Golf Twitter is “SHRINK THE GAME.” Everytime I read it I cringe.

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni The irony is lost upon you.

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Says the dude who doesn't understand what illiterate means

I don’t think the average American has any clue the amount of pain and destruction their country has caused the rest of the world.

@CJPimentoCheese @BryanTweed16 Not sure if its Keegan or Steve Hale that hates him more. But I can assure you The 'Mudge will not abide by soft jazz and low T in at The Masters...

@CCCurmudge @BryanTweed16 They are basically the same person, just sub out the cigar for a sax. And I'll bet Keegan hates Kenny G too.

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #2🚨🚨🚨 ESPN announced today that Jason Kelce will be a part of their Par-3 tournament coverage the Wednesday before The Masters? Thoughts on this? If you had your choice, who would be a special commentator/interviewer during The Masters? #GolfChat

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@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni LOL! You really are ignorant!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni LOL

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@CCCurmudge @BryanTweed16 Whatever. You love it!

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni At least I'm functional, honey! You?

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Only to functionally illiterate losers

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@BryanTweed16 I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I would like to hear Kenny G. I saw an interview with him and he's a stick and totally into golf. I'll bet he could jazz up the broadcast and be really easy listening.

@BryanTweed16 At its core, the competition has to draw interest. Anything else is fleeting. It's the same problem with the PGA, just more so. The solution is to have more competitive tournaments and more interesting personalities competing to win.

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #5🚨🚨🚨 The Augusta National Women's Amateur is this week! Women's golf participation is at an all-time high, yet LPGA Tour ratings continue to stagnate. What do you see as the solution to draw more eye balls and interest from fans for women's golf?

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni Honey, your own profile does you in. I don't think you should comment any further... But you are entertaining!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Case in point

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni There you go dear... Have a popsicle! It'll be OK!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Thank you for perfectly exemplifying my point. All bluster, no brains.

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni LOL! Another moronic millennial with a big mouth and a small brain!! So fun listening to you bitch about big, bad America!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni No. It's clear you have no idea what you're talking about

@BryanTweed16 If he wants to be informed, he should be watching LIV, DP & other tours. Last year people were calling out his poor performance on the broadcast, and asking him to retire from The Masters. Seems he just doesn't care anymore.

🚨🚨🚨#GOLFCHAT QUESTION #4🚨🚨🚨 Jim Nantz recently came under fire for his comments that he has yet to watch any LIV Golf events with golfers who will be playing in the Masters. Is it Nantz's professional obligation to review/watch tape of all Masters favorites? Why/Why Not?

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni Aww honey...it's ok. We know you don't know what you're talking about. Go back to your ballet dancing now...

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Ah, ok. So you didn't understand that tweet. That is very on brand for an idiot American

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni I do. But you surely don't understand the point. Perhaps stop commenting on matters of American foreign policy? Because you are ignorant...

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni So you don't even know what your point is?

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni LOL! Just that you think being subject to a Russian coach makes you hardened. Shit, someone has to explain this to you? Naive AND stupid!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Yes. It is projection Also weird that you think that my being a ballerina is some sort of insult

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni Projecting, huh, honey? Awww...that's cute! I've been in the thick of "world truths"... You? Go back to your ballet classes, honey. Maybe those Russian teachers can toughen you up a bit more!

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni Glad you agree that the Canadian education is superior The entire premise of your propaganda machine is to insulate you from actual world truths You're projecting a lot

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni LOL! You don't even understand the connection! Hey honey, run on back to your ballet classes. Adults are talking.

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni They already told me. What's your point?

@Noellenarwhal @Tangcapz @hashjenni Next time, ask those Russian ballet teachers why they aren't teaching ballet in Russia.

@CCCurmudge @Tangcapz @hashjenni I understand history a lot better that the victims of the American education system/war propaganda machine