Country Club Curmudgeon

@CalltoActivism Wow. Hunter is a pederast and a crack addict. We already know the Dems are run by a mafia of pederasts, gays, crack addicts, and financial criminals.

Wow. Hunter Biden, who knew Lindsey Graham for decades as a close family friend, not only outs him as gay - but says Washington is ran by a “mafia” of closeted gay Republicans. This tracks.

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Or subject to a fair bit of luck...

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Yes thats why the Open is such a tough test

This graphic that @TheOpen posted is giving me an aneurysm. Help. Please help.

@GoodLordJord @NickWatts Here's his 2023 study, b/c his 2010ish study isn't really available online. Carrying wasn't even evaluated in the 2023 study. wjarr.com/sites/default/… If you understood anything about sample size and study design, you'd know these aren't results to base a conclusion upon.

@CCCurmudge @NickWatts Reading is tough. I’m sure you know better than college golf coaches though.

Push cart people are insufferable Carry or get a cart

@GoodLordJord @NickWatts The comparison was walking vs riding. It was a stroke per nine, and the study attributed the scoring improvement to "improved mental focus". It wasn't a comparison of push cart vs carrying.

@CCCurmudge @NickWatts A number of college teams make their kids use push carts. There was a study that found they save ~2 shots a round vs carrying, and reduce fatigue.

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Most links greens are undulating.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Greens were incredibly undulating. Not many managed to master them

My problem with Bryson last week is that he held everyone hostage long after the final putt dropped. Say what you will about Rory McIlroy, but when the round is over, it’s over. He accepts the result and moves on. He doesn’t keep arguing hours afterwards.

@MattVincenziPGA It's written by a #urinialist Keith Van Vagina. What do you expect?

The author isn’t actually concerned about golf’s future. He’s worried that golf’s future isn’t being written by people like him anymore. And he’s smart enough to hide that pretentiousness behind words like “history” and “tradition”. “The the dumbest possible acolytes.” “Newly minted golf fan.” “Ignorance or lack of interest in its history.” So you have to be dumb or ignorant to appreciate DeChambeau? He’s not worried about kids throwing tantrums. He’s terrified that millions of people are falling in love with golf without his permission. Without reading the right books. Without genuflecting at the proper altars. The Caddyshack reference kills him here. He invokes a movie about the exact thing he’s doing. He’s a snob defending the sanctity of his institution against outsiders he’s deeming as beneath him. Really gross piece here.

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen May struggled b/c greens didn't hold a line. You could see the ball wiggle on shorter putts on TV.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Greens were beautiful where i was watching although i didnt see all. They were very tough and the pin placements brutal . Was a tough challenge and the worlds best struggled. Followed Rory and Lowry two if the best links players and they struggled

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen No. You could see it on TV, which is all the more problematic. It wasn't subtle.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Were you there ?

@BryanTweed16 Gonna take a wild guess that Nicole Kidman won't be reprising her role...

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@AdamKinzinger And yet you libtard fuckers kneel at the altar of European politics... Fucking hypocrite. Suck a bag of dicks, Adam.

I thought we fought a war to get away from this? No?

@AdamKinzinger You have to be the dumbest motherfucker out there, Adam...

Exactly right

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen For sure it did. But the rough wasn't very penal. They could just blast it where they wanted for the most part. And the greens were suspect - rolled poorly in the afternoons.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Weather made it easier as no winds. Was there on a Thursday. Ive been when wind gets up and only the very best can play it

@KipHenley @CBytesBob @Commonsenseval1 Bag boy upset? LOL!!! Can dish it out but can't take it? After all, you're the one who started with the "dipshit" salvo...

Alright Dipshit ! I gave you 50 swings at me. You have been nasty at every turn. I dont give two shits what you think about me or what your name says. You’re a very nasty person or trying to be some tough guy. I aint got the energy for your BS. This was your last swing! #HeGone

SO FRIKKIN WHAT !!! Quit saying this ! People mashing the grass down before the ball is found means NOTHING on this ruling.

@Giblet19671 @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen No - it's just the truth.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Are you really saying that for effect? Each of the majors has their own unique identity. The Open is the first, oldest and unique as it’s played on the terrain that gave birth to golf - links. I also love, love the masters for its pristine course and traditions.

@mikebromham @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen While you won't get an argument from me about the beauty of links golf, this particular iteration of The British Open was basically bomb and gouge. Bryson's "meltdown" was more mental from the penalty situation than it was anything.

@CCCurmudge @TeeTimesPub @TheOpen Cant beat links golf for the challenge . Proper test if golf that even the best can struggle with . Brysons meltdown showed that

@lawyeroyer You should have been fired long ago.

I’ve been inundated with hate mail and death threats since I testified against Todd Blanche in Congress last week. It’s all thanks to Senators Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt, who chose to use their time at the hearing to spread dangerous misinformation and rage-bait their followers—instead of confronting the issue at hand, which is Blanche’s failed leadership of the Justice Department. youtube.com/shorts/Ces2TXf…

@RoodBoiBased If some dipshit smacked me like this old fool did he'd be picking up his dentures off the deck.

Put hands on me over some bullshit like this and the result won't be what's expected. You don't put hands on people outside of SELF DEFENSE. Old fuck needs to be taught a real lesson.

@KVanValkenburg #urinalism

Bryson used to admire Bobby Jones, the man who drew millions to the game with his integrity. These days, he’s become something else, a circus act, and it’s showing us there are downsides to “Growing the Game.” thefriedegg.com/articles/2026-…