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@MySportsUpdate @JoelAErickson Why would the players want it?

#Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon would like to see the NFL go to an 18th regular season game, via @JoelAErickson: “I think, as long as the players want it—which I think they would, because it would mean more revenue and, ultimately, a better product—I think it’s reasonable and something we should work toward.” More: indystar.com/story/sports/n…

@em_Lazzy Ego and immaturity. Kinda like a “no kings” protest?

Over 8 million people showed up yesterday—and this is the response??? Not leadership. Not reflection. Just ego and immaturity. There is absolutely nothing presidential about this. It’s honestly embarrassing!!!

@DrAlmarielao He definitely dodged a bullet.

“What is literally the point?” A Utah man sets up a date. Saturday, 7 PM, all planned. They meet on Instagram, exchange numbers, everything seems normal. Then… hours before the date, he asks for her address. She assumes he’s picking her up. But right after getting it? He switches it up completely. Wait, l what happened to the original plan? She instantly felt the red flag. Because if someone can’t stick to a simple plan after asking for your address… what else might they switch up? Was her reaction a smart instinct catching a red flag… or did she turn a simple last-minute plan change into unnecessary drama?

@realMaalouf They actually like this in Canada

CANADA: A Muslim migrant in Montreal violently berates a female officer: "Dirty fucking slut, shut your mouth, disgusting dog-faced whore. If I want, I'll buy you and make you my slave.” The hatred they have for non-Muslim women is truly disgusting.

@HellaADZ Nothing beautiful about dodging bum bombs on the sidewalk while walking in there.

You won’t find anything this beautiful in states like Cousinfuckers Alabama

@Scott_Wiener It’s not against the law to use the correct restroom.

It’s about to become a felony in Idaho for a trans person to use the restroom. State prison for using the restroom. Let that sink in. These people have no limits.

@HellaADZ The people who left that hell hole? Yes. Also from the folks stuck in that hell hole still.

Hell hole according to people from buttfuck Idaho

@therealmrbench Needed to do some shopping.

Why did Mark Carney fly to Boston, Massachusetts today? Nothing on his schedule saying he would leave Canada and enter the USA.

@RyanHampton If you don’t wanna be included in pics of them celebrating, don’t lose to them. Seems pretty simple.

Alabama fans will act all pretentious about how they care about "winning championships" and not just beating their rival, then they'll celebrate a season with no championships by showing their rival in defeat.

@sarobertsonca Your #1 export is ice. Of course you have ice breakers.

PM Carney on Canada's contribution to Arctic security: "We already have the second largest icebreaker fleet in the world after Russia. Once our icebreaker program is completed, we will have the largest. We will have 42 icebreakers. The Americans have one."

@HanaHoops Not hitting like you thought it would.

Great now you’ll be 4th place

@CFBGuy999 Poverty

As an offensive lineman, how do you not go to ND when the best offensive lineman of all time shows up to coach you?

@IRMilitaryMedia Best comedy follow on X!

To the Hollywood army of the U.S.! We’ve been waiting for this moment for years. Come on, we’re ready for you! What’s coming for you will make Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq look like nothing, something you can’t even imagine! Better not forget your diapers!!!

@recruits_cfb He’s like the little brother that Russaw forced them to take. “It’s both of us or none” were the exact words. He’s lucky his buddy stepped up for him.

TRENDING: This was a quote from Alabama 5 ⭐️ transfer DT James Smith on the difference between the Ohio State and Alabama: “The intensity is almost like everything is so much faster in the Big Ten. In the SEC, we’re big & kind of slower. Here it’s faster — more speed. We’re trying to wear an opponent down. ...The intensity is different. Everything’s so intentional.” (Via Stephen Means on X) Smith transferred to the Buckeyes with his teammate and EDGE rusher Qua Russaw. Both played for the Crimson Tide for 2 years. Thoughts?

@MySportsUpdate Dude is riding Deon’s jock so hard! 🤣

Mel Kiper Jr. on potential Ty Simpson teams: “The #Browns don't have to worry about Ty Simpson. They got a better QB than Ty Simpson in Shedeur Sanders. Don’t go there.” (via ‘First Draft’ on ESPN)

To All American Soldiers! We hope you’ve been informed that #IRAN is the place where Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, and Yemeni fighters have mastered ground combat at a highly professional level! You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare: Welcome To IRAN, Habibi!

@Lewsiphur Everybody loves ice!

I’ve been in Canada for 24 hours. -Tim Hortons is mid -Maple syrup isn’t even that good -Hockey isn’t even entertaining -Loblaws is a D tier Trader Joe’s -Poutine is disgusting Why do people like Canada?

The new Reacher season trailer is absolutely insane 🔥🔥🔥

@ZacksJerryRig And we’re all starting to think you’re a bigger dumbass than we originally thought.

I'm starting to think that our death toll isn't still 13.

@milehighflyfish @wobblymami Sweet happy baby Jesus

@wobblymami I don’t even know what this means. I feel like everyday we stray further away from the sweet baby Jesus. You do you girl.

What’s the most demeaning way for a man to get his ass ate