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@AnthonyHigman open the chat!!!

The Ads Advisor Is Coming From INSIDE The Ads!!!!! LOL

@WONF4W Please stop writing these kind of posts. The Observer should be above this. If you need a social media person, I've worked in marketing/editing for 10 years. Dave knows a guy I know. Happy to help. @bryanalvarez @davemeltzerWON

@elliottswrstlin Gorilla: There will never be another Hulkster in the history of our great sport Heenan: Well that's a blessing youtube.com/watch?v=ZNpWSB…

Top 5 managers I'd go 1. Bobby Heenan 2. Jimmy Hart 3. Jim Cornette 4. Sherri Martel 5. JJ Dillon I haven't seen any Bobby Davis. He should probably be on there. Since 2000 The Rev Dan Wilson has been and still is the best manager in the business. He should be on there too

Literally Got Access To A Clients LSA Account Like 5 Minutes Ago And Then 3 Minutes Later Get An Email From A Google Rep. Like WTF? How Are We At This Level Of Creepy Now?

Those wheels you’re looking at are 0.75 millimeters thick. That’s half the thickness of a US dime. Each one was carved from a single block of aluminum, and NASA sent six of them to Mars knowing they’d eventually shred. Curiosity was built for a 2-year mission. It landed in August 2012, and by December that year NASA had already extended the mission indefinitely. Thirteen years and 35.5 kilometers later, the rover is still going, but the wheels started cracking just 14 months in. The damage came faster than anyone at JPL predicted. Sharp embedded rocks were punching straight through the skin between the treads. So NASA assembled a Wheel Wear Tiger Team (a crisis problem-solving tradition that goes back to Apollo 13) and got to work. In 2017, they uploaded a traction control algorithm from Earth that adjusts each wheel’s speed in real time based on the terrain, reducing force on the front wheels by 20%. They rerouted the rover to softer ground and started driving backward when possible, because pulling wheels over rocks produces less force than pushing them into rocks. The wildest part: if enough treads snap off, Curiosity is designed to find a sharp rock on Mars and use it to deliberately rip out the damaged inner section of its own wheel. JPL tested this on a replica rover and found Curiosity can keep driving on just the outer third. They predict this won’t be needed until around 2034. Every 1,000 meters, the rover pulls over and uses the camera on its robotic arm to photograph its own wheels so engineers on Earth can count every crack. Each wheel also has tiny holes that spell “JPL” in Morse code, which Curiosity uses to measure distance by photographing its own tracks in the dirt. These photos directly changed the next rover. When NASA built Perseverance, engineers 3D-printed about 70 different tread designs before landing on 48 curved treads instead of Curiosity’s 24, with thicker skin. They tested the new wheels over 60 kilometers and got zero damage by Curiosity’s original failure definition. “A boring graph with no data on it,” as one JPL engineer put it. A $2.5 billion machine doing self-surgery with rocks on another planet because the mission outlasted its design by 6x.

@elliottswrstlin Bret-Austin and Foley-Michaels absolutely clear Bret-Michaels, no doubt about it

They had exactly one great match together. Bret & Shawn were not good opponents for each other unless Bret was about to get double crossed.

@AnthonyHigman @ppcClickShark I was thinking that. Just give them a URL, a vague idea of your goal and a credit card! Google will handle the rest fer ya

LOL yup! So this is what happens when you get rid of all actual people and try to automate everything. Obviously a lot of things then go wrong. We have also had a BUNCH of issues with the UI in recent weeks and similar wierd policy issues that rent real and a REALLY difficult time trying to build any new ads or campaigns. Its almost like they dont want us doing anything anymore and just want us to push the automation button? BWHAHAHAHAH

Here's one for my guys @AnthonyHigman and @ppcClickShark Building a new campaign in the MCC. New account, same service, new geo. Google says the headlines are bad, too much capitalization (the headlines are copied verbatim from another) Thanks Goog

@ppcClickShark @AnthonyHigman It seems like the MCC is at its most buggy when you create an entirely new campaign in a new account. The initial UI is a mess.

@CaffeinatedDG @AnthonyHigman 🤷‍♂️That should be fine.

@ppcClickShark @AnthonyHigman It says "1 out of 1 ad is limited by policy" for capitalization. I click go to ads and ...

@WONF4W Please stop doing these

@ppcClickShark @AnthonyHigman No headline has consecutive capital letters. It's all title case though.

@CaffeinatedDG @AnthonyHigman Excessive capitalization is a rule breaker. If you got away with it once - got one over on G.

@elliottswrstlin Give these two 35 instead of 60 and it probably cooks But boy does this match bore the shit out of me

Probably would've ranked higher if the match was good.

@elliottswrstlin Ok now that's a take

Awesome show. Top 2 WrestleMania ever.

@ppcClickShark Derek I always wonder in these situations if the actual platform devs themselves can tell you why it's not spending more There's a reason why everyone in IT always says to reboot first lol

Recently (days ago) launched a Meta Ads account. It's spending -$2-$4 daily. Budget is set much higher. I know it's possible Meta is limiting the account because it's new. But this account also uses a debit card. Might that be an issue too? Google says so... but 🤷‍♂️

@BorisBeceric LOL You'd think. Internal chaos is a good clue you made the right choice

Update: Today they asked me to give them a list of accounts I'd been working on. I mean...shouldn't you know?

@elliottswrstlin Austin-Bret? Mankind-Rock? Jericho-Malenko?

Jeez some of these I love some of these I hate Dusty vs Flair 80s Funk vs Flair 89 Austin vs Mcmahon 98 Hogan vs Andre 87-88 Savage vs DDP 97 Sting vs NWO 97 I don't care about the rest of these.

@elliottswrstlin Back with more! Rank these feuds on personal preference. Tryna throw in some odd ones Austin-McMahon 98 Funk-Flair 89-90 Rhodes-Flair 80s Hogan-Andre around WM3 Sting vs nWo 97 Savage vs DDP 97 Rock-Cena WM28 (only) HHH HBK 02-04 Okada-Omega (pre-AEW) Omega-Page (Full Gear 21)

Fuck it why not🤷

@MarkoutMountain @elliottswrstlin Very true. Rock emasculated his heel opponents. He tended to sell quite a bit physically for them, but regardless, he thrashed them on the mic. That doesn't always sell a match. It sells Rock.

@CaffeinatedDG @elliottswrstlin Completely fair. My issue is that I believe he is one of the biggest driving factors in mainstream US wrestling promos becoming more "roast" than promo (a phenomenon we are hopefully moving slowly out of) and that is the opposite of what I think a promo should fundamentally do.

Based on promo ability Dusty Flair Funk Austin Hogan Foley Tracy Piper Rock Punk Jericho HHH Easiest picks are Dusty first & HHH last.

@MarkoutMountain @elliottswrstlin I think Rock's catchphrase style works better for me than you, though i will say almost all of his promo work post-2010 has been mildly lame

@elliottswrstlin no one asked me, but going on "at their best" (for my taste) Foley Dusty Funk Piper Flair Austin Punk gap Tracy gap Hogan Rock 1,000 gaps HHH