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Inevitable Old Nick💙

@Canis63

HATES FOOTBALL. Serial idiot. You'd think never learning a lesson would eventually teach me a lesson.... More guitars than sense. Too old to be this immature.

Lahndahn. Beigetreten Şubat 2010
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Ah the down side of cat sitting, dealing with the litter tray. And Shak may be cute, but his poos are HUGE and smell vomit inducing. No, you're welcome.
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@X How the fuck am I seeing adds for companies I have blocked? When I go to block them it says "do you want to un-block this company" So blocking does fuck all eh? Just like you ignore it when we report outright racist posts?
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This is the second time today I have heard some twat on the BBC use the word "Staycation" @BBCNews FUCKING STOP IT! THEY ARE CALLED HOLIDAYS!
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So, day 1 of cat sitting Shak (who I have just realised looks a bit like Larry the cat at No 10 D.Street). His owners have been gone just over an hour & so far he has been whizzing around the house like a furry whirlwind, occasionally checking in for me to stroke him.
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Roger Gall@Shambles151·
Should Nigel Farage be arrested for willingly and deliberately inciting riots in Southampton? Please RT after voting - thank you.
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I don't think it's the shite weather, but I have no motivation to do anything at all today. Which is a problem as they keep emailing me shite to do....
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Scotland’s Story
Scotland’s Story@80_mcswan·
If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!
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@anon_opin Real men sleep on whatever side is closer to the bedroom door as to protect their other half from potential intruders.
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Men should sleep on the left (as seen from bed).
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@anon_opin I sleep on whatever side the person I sleep with does not want to sleep on, because I am not a dick.
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So I woke up this morning to discover that in my sleep, I had somehow managed to "sprain" my left thumb. A day on the laptop has not helped it either and I have not been able to play my guitar as I planed to after work. I mean, what the actual fuck?
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The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓
Credit to Steve White from FB (not sure he's on here). This is great, and a shines a bright light on the darkness of misplaced pride in the UK! Enjoy...
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Dear tube train drivers, I REEEALY don't want to go into the office this week so if you could not reach an agreement with the management and go on strike that would be brilliant.
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Roger Gall
Roger Gall@Shambles151·
Nigel Farage - the leader of Reform UK - is under investigation for failing to declare a £5 million 'gift'. Please RT this until the BBC gives this story the same level of blanket coverage - as it would for the leader of any other UK political Party.
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PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicks·
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.
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