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@Phonenurd At least you won’t need to prove you are 18! FM my appleID is older than 18 and they still want proof.

Apple's at it again... 💀 ​I just downloaded the massive 18.4GB iOS 26.4 update on my iPhone 17 Pro Max, and it’s been stuck in a bootloop for the last 2 hours. ​All that for some new emojis and "stability"? Honestly, wtf Apple 😭 ​#iOS26 #Apple #iPhone17ProMax

he licked his hand then slapped her 😂

@Rainmaker1973 Surely the South Pole moves too?..

400 years of Earth's magnetic North Pole wanderings 🧭 For centuries, Earth’s magnetic north pole has been slowly drifting — but in recent decades, its movement has accelerated dramatically. Historical records dating back to the early 1600s show the pole gradually migrating from the Canadian Arctic toward Siberia. For most of that time, it moved at a modest pace of about 10 miles (16 km) per year. Since the mid-20th century, however, the speed has surged — now racing at nearly 35 miles (56 km) per year. In 2017, it crossed the International Date Line, and it continues its rapid journey toward Russia. What’s driving this sudden acceleration? Deep beneath the surface, in Earth’s outer core — an immense ocean of molten iron roughly 1,800 miles (2,900 km) below our feet — swirling currents of liquid metal generate the planet’s magnetic field through dynamo action. Changes in these flows can tug the magnetic poles in new directions. Currently, the molten iron is churning more vigorously beneath Siberia than under Canada, pulling the magnetic north pole faster toward the east. Unlike the fixed geographic North Pole, the magnetic pole is never truly stationary — it can shift slightly from day to day. But the long-term trajectory, reconstructed from 400 years of data including old ship logs, compass readings, volcanic rocks, and modern satellite observations, reveals a clear and accelerating trend. Why does this matter? Compasses point to magnetic north. Rapid shifts affect: · Airport runway designations ·Smartphone compass sensors · GPS backup systems · Navigation models used worldwide · Even the migration patterns of animals like whales, birds, and sea turtles that rely on Earth’s magnetic field for orientation As the pole races onward, global navigation databases must be frequently updated to keep pace with its unpredictable sprint.

@HFBmagazine If only this miracle herb existed naturally and we didn’t need to refine and extract parts of it into a trademarkable product 🤣.

First CBD novel food applications considered in Scotland healthfoodbusiness.co.uk/first-cbd-nove…

@metoffice Bloody global warming.

The freezing level is the point in the atmosphere where temperature hits 0 °C and as this level lowers, colder air moves closer to the ground Into tomorrow, this means that some showers will fall as snow, though any accumulations will be confined to high ground in the north ❄️

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Cubs, scouts and BBs next!!

🚨BREAKING: Transgender girls must LEAVE the Girl Scouts by September 6th 🇬🇧 This is following their announcement in December that the membership will be for "girls and young women" only. Good, common sense wins again 👏

@chefsevenn Washed, peeled, deep fried (in beef dripping, done.

Honestly, does anyone here actually eat Brussels sprouts?

@Ravenismeee The karate kid.

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@JECPDS Bloody global warming. Making it colder. Can’t we just pay more tax and stop this natural cycle once and for all?.

They want you to believe that this is completely powered by nature 😈🌫️✈️

@Dominos_UK Half and half. ☹️

tell a sad story in 3 words

@waitrose @nicolamacdona38 I did notice loads of new ultra processed ready meals in the fridge isle in the Newton Mearns store yesterday, plant based and GF a-plenty, did I miss the Waitrose Duchy organic ready meal or has it still to come?. (Still waiting on an organic sandwich lunchtime meal-deal too!)

@nicolamacdona38 Hi Nicola, Glad you're loving it 💚 ^Jamie

Wow tasty and you get your monies worth for 12.50! @waitrose

@Retromania4ever Another ‘Dalblair of Ayr’ car. I think there’s more of them now than they ever sold 🤣🤣

#Ford #Escort RS 2000 Maxi

@celtic_jaime How can something be raw and burnt at al the same time?

When’s Gary’s funeral

@mrmikeMTL Like what they already teach in ‘home economics’?…

Do u think children should be taught cooking as part of the school curriculum?

@InfragilisTee You didn’t eat organic because organic used to be conventional. Now conventional is ‘toxic industrial chemical saturated’ and YOU and the FARMER have to pay MORE to have an untainted (certified organic) food supply!!

And it was delicious

@BGatesIsaPyscho Free and mandatory?.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile today in the UK “Given the severity of the situation - I can confirm we will start an immediate targeted vaccination program” “We will review the eligibility for meningitis vaccines” Following a small outbreak of meningitis - the UK health secretary immediately wants to start an emergency vaccination campaign‼️ They think you’re stupid.

@Indy2TheReturn @JimFergusonUK We open a well and don’t sell it, we use the oil to lubricate our own needs first. Refine free fuel for ambulances, police cars, busses, key workers etc. Or, we stop drinking whisky and refine it into petrol, not like there’s a shortage of spirit alcohol in the country !

@fuxachechunk @JimFergusonUK To do what exactly refine stuff that cant get here or refine stuff from the North Sea that is sold on the open market at market prices. None of which changes fuck all.

🚨 PETROL RATIONING — AND STARMER STILL WON’T ACT The warning is now out in the open. If the Strait of Hormuz remains blocked, the UK is weeks away from a fuel crisis — and the government already has emergency plans ready: Petrol rationing Fuel prioritised for emergency services 50mph speed limits to cut consumption Let that sink in. Britain is preparing for shortages, restrictions, and disruption to daily life — not hypothetically, but operationally. And why? Because roughly 20% of the world’s oil supply flows through the Strait of Hormuz — and right now, that artery is under threat. Meanwhile, Donald Trump has made a direct request to allies: Help secure the shipping lanes. Send naval support. Keep global energy moving. And what did Keir Starmer say? He needed to “meet with his team”. Trump’s response was cutting: “You don’t need to meet with a team… you’re the Prime Minister.” This is the reality. While America moves to prevent a global energy crisis, Britain is preparing to ration fuel at home — because its leadership refuses to act decisively abroad. This isn’t caution. It’s paralysis dressed up as process. And the cost of that weakness? Could soon be felt at every petrol station, every supermarket, and every household in Britain.

@celtic_jaime But dare light a ciggie and you’re a leper!

Cocaine in pubs now is just like having a 🍻 you can’t get to 🚽 for groups sniffing and you see some just doing it of the tables in front of everyone like it’s normal or pulling the bad out of the pocket and dipping the house/car key in. You can ask someone in pub and get it or delivered like a takeaway it’s that’s easy to get. More people spend the time in pub toilets talking shite now than at the bar or round a table. It’s rife, ruins life’s and it will only get worse unfortunately

@BohemianAtmosp1 Wasn’t it a different strain?…..

Like clockwork, GET VACCINATED.

@toobaffled Soon?. Where do you think the name ‘Tennent’s’ came from?… 🤮 (you are drinking cemetery tenants!!)

𝐘𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐩𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 👵 👴 Scotland has legalised “green cremations” and the Law Commission is considering it for England and Wales.  The problem with liquifying human remains is that we don’t know how much of Granny and Grandpa is ending up in our drinking water – they are forcing us to become cannibals. Alkaline hydrolysis, also known as water cremation, aquamation or resomation, is a method of liquefying human bodies.  At the beginning of this month, Scotland became the first UK country to legalise these so-called “green cremations.”  And the Law Commission in England and Wales is considering a regulatory framework for new funerary methods, including hydrolysis and human composting. expose-news.com/2026/03/12/you…