Emmy-Lou SugarBean

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Emmy-Lou SugarBean

Emmy-Lou SugarBean

@Capbeardface

the embodiment of human of human trash he/him 34

Your nearest trash heap Beigetreten Ocak 2012
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Interesting AF
Interesting AF@interesting_aIl·
This is a classic case of overengineering
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Emmy-Lou SugarBean
Emmy-Lou SugarBean@Capbeardface·
@beyoncegarden So my entire existence has to be performative bullshit for women just have any value at all???
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SallyThatClemsonGirl
SallyThatClemsonGirl@SallyTiger·
My brother just watched a dude who couldn't speak English, wearing diamonds and expensive shoes, get 50 dollars worth of beer at the gas station on his EBT card. The gas station attendant helped him figure out how to use the card-Meaning he's new to using it.... This is why we're all furious. I can't take my family out to eat because I have bills to pay and kids in college, but this guy, who isn't paying taxes, just used our tax dollars to fund his Saturday party. In SC....a red state doing absolutely NOTHING about illegals.
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Self Made AO 💫
Self Made AO 💫@KXNGAO·
#ANDNEW MERCEDES MONÉ’S IS DEFEATED BY ALEXIS FALCON AND HAS LOST HER BODYSLAM SCANDINAVIAN AND DISCOVERY SCOTLAND WOMEN’S CHAMPION TITLES! SHE’S NOW ONLY 3 BELTS MONÉ, THE DOWNFALL CONTINUES😭😭😭😭 #RevPro
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tribal chief ☝🏻🩸
THIS SPOT STILL LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FREE 😭 WHY DIDN’T THE MIZ JUST GET UP AND BREAK THE PIN I’M CONFUSED 💀
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𝙈𝙧 𝙍𝙖𝙟👑
This is an almost 50-year-old man. How is he still getting bigger? He is truly our alpha male Pisces.
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Emmy-Lou SugarBean@Capbeardface·
@greg16676935420 He was by then, obviously already old enough and accomplished enough to defeat the whole regime alone by then
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greg@greg16676935420·
Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945 The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945 COINCIDENCE? Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them
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David Wolfe
David Wolfe@DavidWolfe·
Unvaccinated people, check in. We were supposed to be dead…
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Emmy-Lou SugarBean@Capbeardface·
@TMZ Chuck actually died in the late 80s but no one told him
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Monique
Monique@stylist_que_2·
These amazing bath bombs are made with all-natural ingredients and are gentle on children's skin!
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ᴢ ᴀ ɪ ʙ ɪ
ᴢ ᴀ ɪ ʙ ɪ@_xaibii·
Tyler Bate is on a generational run 🔥
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Betsy Gain
Betsy Gain@BetsyGain·
can you describe him using only one word?
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Lisa@MS2PZ·
Describe President Trump using only one word.
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Maryam Khan
Maryam Khan@Maryam_049·
"This Army soldier was on my delayed flight home to Mississippi. He had to watch his baby being born through FaceTime. He was crying, and it broke all of our hearts. Everyone stayed quiet so he could be there for the moment, even from far away. When we heard the baby cry through his phone, the whole crowd started to cheer for him.“ Let’s honor our soldiers and their sacrifices.
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Emmy-Lou SugarBean
Emmy-Lou SugarBean@Capbeardface·
@SirBylHolte I went to look at your profile desperately hoping to see “parody account” but god you are serious,how closely blood related are your parents exactly?
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
In case you're not getting it yet: Hollywood is systematically removing both the SUPER and the HERO from the superhero genre. The subtitle of the next Spider-Man movie, “Brand New Day,” is code for “we’re no longer making real superhero movies the way you like.” Superman (James Gunn's version): a conflicted, alienated immigrant struggling with identity politics. Peacemaker: a crude, broken man-child whose "heroism" is mostly drugs, orgies, and daddy issues. Hollywood is systematically removing both the SUPER and the HERO from the superhero genre. Wonder Man: Simon Williams, once the WHITE son of a rich industrialist, now a Haitian-American actor dealing with family trauma and cultural identity crises. Black Captain America: super-empowered to save the country but still crying about racial inequality. Ironheart: Riri Williams is a genius inventor but still has to steal and is burdened by ILLUSIONS of systemic racism and personal grief. Daredevil: now a depressed, guilt-ridden lawyer whose arc drowns in moral ambiguity, depression, while being overshadowed by diverse sidekicks lecturing him on privilege and anger. Lanterns — Hal Jordan and John Stewart reduced to substitute teachers and grunt cops investigating a murder in the American heartland, while a female detective disrespects them and the black Lantern lectures the white one on doing the job better. And now comes FAILED Spider-man: bungling, constantly falling and crashing into things, getting hit by a van…the list goes on. These aren’t the heroes we want to see. They’re "humanized" (read: weakened) versions designed to make today's modern (read: lowbrow) audience feel better about themselves. The men are sad, angry, depressed, unfulfilled, incompetent, or outright toxic. The women are corrupt, masculine, infallible girlbosses who outfight, outthink, and out-lead every man in the room. They no longer live in their own specialized, larger-than-life worlds where they thrive as gods among mortals. They live in OUR angry, gritty, mundane world where they FAIL, struggle, and get knocked down to our level. No more soaring capes, no more unapologetic power, no more aspirational icons. Just unrelatable losers with OCCASIONAL super-powers who mirror our own mediocrity and resentment. Hollywood isn't dying. It's killing itself.
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