Carla Radames

REST IN PEACE TO MY CHUD SON WISH HE KILLED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDAL GAY GUY BUT HE WAS JUST BORN SO I FORGIVE HIM

@EthanWinters529 I USED TO THE THE SAME THING WINTERS IT’S BETTER TO CRUSH THAT HOPE BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO LOUD

@CarlaNotAda What other government agency is protecting me!? I hate this so much. I want to go home

I’VE BEEN KEEPING A VIRUS BOMB SOMEWHERE TO KEEP MY UNDERLINGS ON THEIR TOES BUT I LOWKEY FORGOT WHERE I HID IT HOPEFULLY NOTHING BAD HAPPENS 🤞🏼🤞🏼

@EthanWinters529 I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BSAA I’M TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING BIGGER YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THEM BEING ROTTEN THOUGH

@CarlaNotAda They are NOT protecting me, they’re a bunch of rotten liars, I’m not even supposed to have access to the internet

@BSAALtNivans GOOD NIGHT

Goodnight I think, maybe

@EthanWinters529 OH YOU POOR MAN I’M NOT ANY MORE EVIL THAN THE GOVERNMENT AGENCY THAT IS PROTECTING YOU

@CarlaNotAda Maybe you can, like, not.. make super crazy bad things anymore and then employ me.

@EthanWinters529 DAMN I ALMOST GOT YOU THE PAPERWORK IS MOSTLY JUST A FORMALITY AND A SHOW OF TRUST BASICALLY YOUR PROMISING NOT TO BETRAY ME AND RAT OUT MY RESEARCH TO LESSER ORGANIZATIONS WE CAN DISCUSS THIS FURTHERING DMS

@CarlaNotAda Can I.. not.. sign anything. Legally speaking, I’m deceased, so I don’t even think a contract works ✌🏻 wait, a minute, you’re a bioterrorist, hold on, I forgot about that for a minute there

@EthanWinters529 OKAY DO YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW EMPLOYEE THERE ARE GREAT HEALTH BENEFITS AND LUCRATIVE PAY AS LONG AS YOU SIGN AN NDA

@CarlaNotAda Oh my days, hire someone then, (I actually do need a new job.. BSAA won’t let me get one after my second incident)

@EthanWinters529 I DON’T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE SO NO

@CarlaNotAda A lot, actually. Just invest in a voice recorder

@EthanWinters529 PROBABLY BUT WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

@CarlaNotAda Girl, you need to start writing these things down

@Stryker_DOTE95 IT’S MORE LIKE A LINGERING SIDE EFFECT OF THE MUTATION

@CarlaNotAda That’s sum Hannibal Lecter shit

I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A PERSON

@totallyrealbsaa I’M REALLY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW

@CarlaNotAda ? sweetie. what?

I LOVE IT WHEN CHEESE LOOKS LIKE OBNOXIOUSLY YELLOW CUM ITS THE BEST KIND

@totallyrealbsaa I DIDN’T CHOOSE TO HAVE THIS FACE BUT I AM CHOOSING HOW TO COPE WITH IT SO LEAVE ME BE 🤫🤫

@CarlaNotAda i cannot have you going around looking like.. that. may i remind you that it is MY face and i have standards?

what would happen if i mixed all four herbs and force fed them to leon? vote now I’m gonna stick a tube down his throat while he sleeps.

@EthanWinters529 😁😁

@CarlaNotAda Okay :(

THIS KIDNAPPING SHIT IS EASY AS FUCK

@totallyrealbsaa CAN’T YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LIVE WITH HIM EVERYTHING I SEE OF LEON KENNEDY IS AGAINST MY WILL

@CarlaNotAda I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM, CARLA. IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.

If you see me yearning, no you didn’t

@EthanWinters529 IT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU

@CarlaNotAda Is there, like, a reason for that approach, or..???

@EthanWinters529 YES IT MAKES ME SEEM LIKE AN IDIOT AND THUS NON THREATENING

@CarlaNotAda IS THAT WHAT IT DOES?

@EthanWinters529 THIS IS HOW I TYPE WINTERS IT MAKES ME SEEM NON THREATENING I NEED THAT

@CarlaNotAda I-is your cap locks button not working? I’m a systems engineer; fixing tech is kinda my thing. I will help you. Free of charge. The freedom of phantom yelling bouncing around inside my skull is payment enough, I solemnly swear

guys look what leon taught me

@EthanWinters529 😁😁

@CarlaNotAda You make a very good case, touché.