Carla Radames

REST IN PEACE TO MY CHUD SON WISH HE KILLED MORE THAN ONE SUICIDAL GAY GUY BUT HE WAS JUST BORN SO I FORGIVE HIM

@EthanWinters529 I DON’T PARTICULARLY LIKE THE SOUND OF MY OWN VOICE SO NO

@CarlaNotAda A lot, actually. Just invest in a voice recorder

I’VE BEEN KEEPING A VIRUS BOMB SOMEWHERE TO KEEP MY UNDERLINGS ON THEIR TOES BUT I LOWKEY FORGOT WHERE I HID IT HOPEFULLY NOTHING BAD HAPPENS 🤞🏼🤞🏼

@EthanWinters529 PROBABLY BUT WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN

@CarlaNotAda Girl, you need to start writing these things down

@Stryker_DOTE95 IT’S MORE LIKE A LINGERING SIDE EFFECT OF THE MUTATION

@CarlaNotAda That’s sum Hannibal Lecter shit

I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A PERSON

@totallyrealbsaa I’M REALLY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW

@CarlaNotAda ? sweetie. what?

I LOVE IT WHEN CHEESE LOOKS LIKE OBNOXIOUSLY YELLOW CUM ITS THE BEST KIND

@totallyrealbsaa I DIDN’T CHOOSE TO HAVE THIS FACE BUT I AM CHOOSING HOW TO COPE WITH IT SO LEAVE ME BE 🤫🤫

@CarlaNotAda i cannot have you going around looking like.. that. may i remind you that it is MY face and i have standards?

what would happen if i mixed all four herbs and force fed them to leon? vote now I’m gonna stick a tube down his throat while he sleeps.

@EthanWinters529 😁😁

@CarlaNotAda Okay :(

THIS KIDNAPPING SHIT IS EASY AS FUCK

@totallyrealbsaa CAN’T YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LIVE WITH HIM EVERYTHING I SEE OF LEON KENNEDY IS AGAINST MY WILL

@CarlaNotAda I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM, CARLA. IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.

If you see me yearning, no you didn’t

@EthanWinters529 IT DOES NOT CONCERN YOU

@CarlaNotAda Is there, like, a reason for that approach, or..???

@EthanWinters529 YES IT MAKES ME SEEM LIKE AN IDIOT AND THUS NON THREATENING

@CarlaNotAda IS THAT WHAT IT DOES?

@EthanWinters529 THIS IS HOW I TYPE WINTERS IT MAKES ME SEEM NON THREATENING I NEED THAT

@CarlaNotAda I-is your cap locks button not working? I’m a systems engineer; fixing tech is kinda my thing. I will help you. Free of charge. The freedom of phantom yelling bouncing around inside my skull is payment enough, I solemnly swear

guys look what leon taught me

@EthanWinters529 😁😁

@CarlaNotAda You make a very good case, touché.

@EthanWinters529 //LMAOOOOOO! 😭

@CarlaNotAda // almost reposted this, cuz I’m a woman irl and then I remembered that Ethan is, in fact, not a woman 💀

GIRLFAILURES AREN’T REAL ONLY MEN CAN BE FAILURES IN THIS WORLD

@EthanWinters529 YOU’RE WELCOME

@CarlaNotAda Thanks for your permission, mate

@EthanWinters529 YUMMY 😋😋

@CarlaNotAda Do you actually smoke them, or are you just.. lighting them and chomping down ✌🏻

EATING CIGARETTES AND SMOKING FRIES LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN

@EthanWinters529 YEAH WHEN YOU GET BASICALLY KIDNAPPED AS A TEENAGER BY THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE YOU’RE A REALLY GOOD SCIENTIST NOTHING IN YOUR LIFE TURNS OUT NORMAL

@CarlaNotAda I’m so confused, can you not see your own messages? THAT’S NOT NORMAL. NONE OF THAT SENTENCE WAS

@alsothelighter CHEESE

@CarlaNotAda FOR CUM OR FOR CHEESE???

@EthanWinters529 EH I CAN’T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT CARRY ON IG

@CarlaNotAda Well, most of the women from your field have tried to kill me and my family, so I’m no longer a respecter of.. well, anyone.