Honorable CashApp Patel

Today, I am gonna follow some of y’all and:

@mehdirhasan @ScottJenningsKY Scott Jennings a weak man making my boss look bad! Man the fuck up you big pussy!

cc: @ScottJenningsKY

@adammocklerr a big boy making grown man cry!

@GovPressOffice @ScottJenningsKY a big pussy!

“gEt YoUr hANd oUt oF mY FaCE”

I am hereby indicting @ScottJenningsKY for being a big pussy and making my boss, Donald Trump, look bad on CNN. The libtards are laughing at us for putting out such a crybaby for a debate with a kid @adammocklerr! Scott is a disgrace to the whole MAGA! He should leave CNN.

@theliamnissan @ScottJenningsKY I am indicting every grown man who acts like cry babies. Look up to our President, how tough he is! Man up Scott, you little pussy! You’re making us look bad. You’re making the boss look bad.

Hey @ScottJenningsKY, the young man owned your ass on TV. Go home and cry harder

@thetomcelica Mr. Tom, Inam hereby indicting you for falsifying portraying Laura Loomer as Erika Kirk.

Erika Kirk needs to chill the f*^k out

@Brando_G2 @adammocklerr @Acyn Eat dick Brandon! Respect the game!

@adammocklerr @Acyn You’re a kid who should respect your elders. What you did today was disrespectful

Grown man on the verge of tears because he can’t answer a question

@theliamnissan @DepintoDanny Mr. Liam, answer the doorbell! I am here to indict you.

America at night. So majestic

@AdamKinzinger Yo, I am seeing it a straight line. Anything wrong with my eyes?

So….

@RepShriThanedar Hello Cuz! Would you please shut the f*ck off? Thanks!

I won’t give the President another tool to invade the privacy of the American people.

@RealJamesWoods Mr. Woods, I would like to thank you for being the biggest ass kisser of our boss. You’re doing a big favor to us distracting from Epstein files.

See my post about a childhood injury.

@PapiTrumpo Thank you Mr. C*ck Sucker for supporting my boss in difficult times. Your boot licking and ass kissing is much appreciated!

Like this or drop a 👋 if you see this

@SenWarren Not my concern either, Pocahantas! My friends are getting rich. Who cares! (Barron and Jr. are my frens)

I questioned Pete Hegseth about what he’s doing to crack down on insider trading during Trump’s war with Iran. His answer? Not his concern.

@BenStiller I’ll indict you over farting 8467 times in a year. You’re danger to our President. You will be next Comey.

LETS GO KNICKS

@thetomcelica WE NEED TO WAKE UP AND PRIORITIZE ISRAEL!

(Jerry Seinfeld voice) WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

@Milajoy Every time I see this clip, I realize how retarded Charlie was to think he was changing the world. He was just working to make his grifting “wife” rich. He sacrificed himself for nothing. I am gonna need a drink.

My very favorite clip of Charlie Kirk. Charlie finds out Trump won.

@RobSchneider We love how these retards like Luna and goat fucker Schneider come together to cover every fuck up we make in our administration. Y’all did a great service in hiding Epstein files. Keep being retarded, keep keeping others retarded, keep making up stories about our success.

We have a REAL LEADER FOR ALL AMERICANS, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna

@0hour1 We love how grifters are united to discredit Epstein Files. Thanks Patriots!

I will continue to support Erica Kirk even if you threaten to Charlie Kirk me. Fuck You!

@w_terrence This administration loves your boot licking, ass kissing very much. Good dog! Useful idiot.

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.