Tom Celica™

I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I thought it would confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Tom Selleck. Jesus you people are dumber than tits on a bull

@PacoBol4o You got it.

@thetomcelica Ive been one his biggest fans and supporters for years.... You sound nothing like him. Then go to his account.. find mine and block ,me now and prove its you

Oh that's right! Catturd hasn't blocked this account yet! Almost nobody has (rubs hands together devilishly)

I mean does Trump really need more ballroom than he already has? Depends.

@Vets4ButchWare Probably, but I like to attack from all plausible angles

@thetomcelica it was staged liam

With the number of times he shows up in the files somebody was BOUND to go after him. Thems the facts, folks

@tishmo76 ;-)

@thetomcelica Liam? Is this you?? 😆

@sun_dawg1 Used to anyway. Not anymore

@thetomcelica 50k a year will buy a lot of beer.

🎶Things are going great (and they're only getting better). Well I'm doing alright, getting good grades

@Kilroy5443 Not a lotta people know this but aside from my numerous academic accolades I'm also a peepin' Tom turkey with x-ray eyes

@thetomcelica Have you studied nuclear science Did you love your classes

@PacoBol4o Well when he returns he's gonna block your dumb ass,

@thetomcelica You're def not him ..

(Of course I'm talking about Jeffrey Epstein)

@SenorChucho13 🤣

@thetomcelica Prepare to feel a disappointment so deep

I'm only allowed to follow about 25 people per day so you'll have to bear with me folks

@catturd2 I put you on tweet alerts MF. Game on

The Democrat party and all their voters are a violent hate group.

MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident

@TheRealThelmaJ1 It was very touching. Thanks

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Psst, it's me. You wrote my original eulogy way back when

This whole thing is so dumb.

Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again

The video is going viral as people start to realize why JD Vance was escorted away before President Trump

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

@jleighton22 Haha

@thetomcelica Building a car a piece at a time. Like Johnny Cash.