Captain Haddock

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Captain Haddock

Captain Haddock

@Chacha_Haddock

IIT + IIM = groundhog day for life

Vishwaguru Land Beigetreten Mart 2026
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@MumbaichaDon @AmitShah This Chief IT cell gobarbhakt Naik lives in a fantasy world... ...with an unhealthy obsession of studying old netas body language 😂🤡
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BhikuMhatre@MumbaichaDon·
Now this's damn interesting! US Amb Gor calls on HM .@AmitShah Ji, a day after Modi-Trump meet. Gor was in France yesterday. Direct flight to Delhi takes 8.5 hrs. Meets Mota Bhai at 2:10 pm. x.com/sidhant/status… Why so much hurry? To brief about yesterday's meet? That even PM Modi Ji would have given after returning back. Then? About FCRA Amendment Bill? Is it hurting America so much that 'The' US Ambassador can't even wait for a day after a long flight (Mind you, CONgress is also opposing the bill fiercely)? Or is it for release of Matthew VanDyke, the American Mercenary, arrested in Kolkata for spreading unrest in N-E via Myanmar? Or is it about UAPA slapped against US-based evangelical group The Timothy Initiative (TTI) & 6 individuals on charges of Christian Conversion & FCRA violations? Something is not adding up. Why so much hurry? Anyway, Mota Bhai's Body Language says everything on what's going on. Trump thought Modi-Shah Ji are going to believe his buttering in yesterday's meet.
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@ywineethepooh @amitkilhor Who your friends are & what you eat is your business. But u never address the glaring hypocrisy of living a lavish life funded by your father's divisive politics & then acting woke online... Have you ever directly called him out even on social media??
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Yashaswinee Raje Singh@ywineethepooh·
mate, i’ve received spam emails that were more compelling than @amitkilhor’s word vomit. besides, what are pictures of my college friends supposed to prove exactly? assertions aren’t evidence. are you 5 years old? either way, i’ll survive the misconceptions about me lol.
Eternalsunshine@1929depression2

@ywineethepooh Everything he posted was from your feed,he doesn't need to defend anything , you do. Post a point by poin rebuttal if you're right, you won't we all know

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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@_amitbehere The Matrix Everyone saw it & had fun discussions on engineering campus about the movie 🍿🎥
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Amit Behere
Amit Behere@_amitbehere·
Best Hollywood movie you have ever seen ...??? Mine is Jurassic Park ...!!!
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Royalsinghz3 Another dumb fantasy from the low IQ minds of BJP IT cell gobarbhakts 🤡😂
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Royal Singh 🦁
Royal Singh 🦁@Royalsinghz3·
Modi in 1992 went to America & explained Islamic terrorism to Secretory, State Department of America but she ignored it When 9/11 took place, she called Modi to America & told him to briefly explain Islamic terrorism in all its forms & manifestations to her
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@GabbbarSingh ...and yet here u are, scamming people & sucking up to Modi sarkar 🤡😂
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
My Tauji had a lot of fans in Sainik School Rewa. He taught geography, but also was a housemaster. Started in 1978, taught the current Chief of Army staff and also the Navy chief. He affected a lot of lives. 🙏
Prince Oberyn@XchemicleX

@GabbbarSingh @viveks2214 and the name of that son who got job in sainik school rewa is legendary "sudheer kumar asthana" . He is legend in SSR, Great man

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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Panks_Arora ... So that the government can legally buy votes in the next elections with freebies 🤐🤡
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Pankaj Arora 🇮🇳@Panks_Arora·
Can anyone explain why I have to pay tax on dividends, interest income and capital gains when I invested with money which was already taxed?
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
In Bratislava yesterday evening, I met Dr. Róbert Gáfrik, who has spearheaded the effort to translate the Upanishads into Slovak. His passion for Indian history, culture and spirituality is commendable.
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Narendra Modi@narendramodi

An inspiring initiative in Slovakia that focuses on preserving and promoting our culture. For the first time, the Upanishads have been translated into the Slovak language. This reflects the increasing popularity of Indian culture worldwide. #MannKiBaat

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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@RoshanKrRaii At this point, I think Modiji carries his own medals with him in his luggage... ...and gets his pic taken with any senior looking gora on his foreign visits 🤡😂😂
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Roshan Rai
Roshan Rai@RoshanKrRaii·
The most hilarious part about this award is that Modi himself is holding it from both hands while the man presenting it is hardly touching it 😭😭
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@narendramodi Modiji, Double Cross ka award to abhi Raghav Chaddha ko milna chahiye 😂😂
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Narendra Modi
Narendra Modi@narendramodi·
Honoured to receive The Order of the White Double Cross (1st Class) in Bratislava this evening. My gratitude to the people and Government of Slovakia for this honour, which belongs to the 140 crore people of India. I dedicate this award to the enduring friendship between India and Slovakia. @PellegriniP_
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Kal_Chiron These gobarbhakts live in a completely different world with no connection to reality... Bhakt Cinematic Universe 🤡😂
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I have a different take on this. India killed US personnel in Kairana hills and in Noor Khan command centre. Dhurandhars killed many US operatives in Bangladesh during Yunus fiasco. Dhurandhars killed 10-odd more in Myanmar. Plus it arrested couple. But US cannot accept the deaths in Kairana as the maal there is all their own and they can't reveal that the operatives killed in BD and Myanmar are covert ops. On the top, we insulted Rubio too. USA decided to take revenge overtly. Now it is challenging India ki Kya ukaad legaa. Ball is in India’s court. As I said earlier - Modi has no ego of his own. Hindu-nation’s ego is Modi’s ego. He is sheep and nation is shepherd. If it is in the interest of that they need
The Hindu@the_hindu

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has said that any violation of the American blockade and illicit transport of Iranian oil through the Strait of Hormuz will not be tolerated. thehindu.com/news/internati…

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Abhinandan Sekhri@AbhinandanSekhr·
What a joke our democracy has become - brazen and shameless!! The legacy this gov will leave behind will be of twisting, contorting & distorting rules/norms to capture power. They never believed in democracy anyway - legacy media will call this Chanakya Niti 😄
NDTV@ndtv

#BREAKING | TMC rebel MPs announce merger with NCPI, NCPI General Secretary denies all reports NDTV's @SreyashiDey reports

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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Vtxt21 Who the hell waves like that to people standing right next to him? 😂😂
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Veena Jain
Veena Jain@Vtxt21·
How is this nautanki on tax payers money is helpful for India? Just few days back he is lecturing people and now doing this in foreign 🤡
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@mssakshinarula This is performative religiosity. Any average area in India will smell way worse from pollution, to open sewers... But that is all fine. Dietary choices are all fine but that does not make you better or superior in any way.
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Sakshi Narula
Sakshi Narula@mssakshinarula·
Woman in Costco Australia holding her nose and walking past the meat section. Yeah please don't cry when you face racism abroad anymore. People who make such reels and post them on the internet only bring more hate and make it difficult for other Indians. How hard is it to be mature about other people's food choices?
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@MumbaichaDon @AmitShah Every state/party has its own Chanakyas now 😅... With highest Chanakya density per capita, we still remain a dirt poor country 🤡 Wonder how come this Chanakya Neeti only works within India & fails against real rivals like China & US 😂🤡
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BhikuMhatre
BhikuMhatre@MumbaichaDon·
Just when I think I've started understanding .@AmitShah Ji a bit, he throws some surprises. An example how deep & futuristic he thinks. Preparation for 2026 started in 2023! Nationalist Citizens Party! Formed in Jan 2023! Who had even heard of it? It had contested some seats in Tripura, but not even locals know it. Now Rebel TMC MPs will join this 'party' to dodge all legalities & Mamata Bano can't even do anything. CHINDIs think they can ever beat this Chanakya! 😂
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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@iamankitpande And how is having a large young population working out for India so far?? 🤔
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Ankit Pandey
Ankit Pandey@iamankitpande·
India's fertility rate has fallen from around 2.3 a decade ago to about 1.9 today, below the replacement level of 2.1. For a population to remain stable, the average woman needs to have about 2.1 children. India is now below that mark. Many people celebrate every decline in childbirth as progress without thinking about the long-term consequences. A country cannot survive on an aging population alone. Someone has to work, pay taxes, run industries, support pensions, and keep the economy moving. Many developed countries are already struggling with labor shortages, shrinking workforces, and aging populations. India should learn from their mistakes, not repeat them. And yes, some modern ideological voices treat pregnancy, motherhood, and raising children as burdens rather than valuable contributions to society. That mindset may sound empowering today, but a nation that stops valuing families eventually faces the consequences. Demography is not an opinion. Ignore it today, deal with the crisis tomorrow.
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Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@ywineethepooh Financially independent?? Nobody who has seen your social media is buying that 😂 What you believe in personally is fine What is hypocritical is you living a lavish life funded by your father's divisive politics, & then lecturing the same people whose lives his party made worse
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Yashaswinee Raje Singh@ywineethepooh·
what a silly regressive line of thought. i may be someone’s child but i am not a child 💀 i am a financially independent adult, living on my own, in what ought to be a secular democratic republic. i’m a person of my own accord, not an extension of anybody else or their politics
Oppressor@TyrantOppressor

@ywineethepooh Nothing against you personally. It's about the hypocrisy of BJP who claim to protect religion, yet can't even influence the choices of their own children while using religion to influence millions of others.

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Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Prithvi10_ Maybe true... But I also think there is some agreement between Modiji & Gadkari, that Gadkari won't challenge Modiji from the inside for the top job as long as he is left free to make as much money thru Ethanol
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Prithvi@Prithvi10_·
U can go against him all u want but let me tell u he can't do shit without the main man's authority. Once Prakash Javdekar wore jeans, he was sent home from the airport by the main man. They can't even dress the way they want, taking such game changing decisions is far fetched
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_

"Last night at 8 PM, I signed the file, finalising the regulations to legally authorise the use of 100% ethanol." — Nitin Gadkari, Transport Minister

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Captain Haddock@Chacha_Haddock·
@Indian_Analyzer These senile old men need to be mocked mercilessly... Can't rule the current territory of India properly & making fantasies in their tiny brains
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The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️)
RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat: 🗣️ “If a future war leaves Pakistan beyond repair, its people must either be brought into the fold of Bharat or be able to live peacefully in their own country. For that, the doors of DIALOGUE must always remain open."
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Hindutva Knight@HPhobiaWatch·
Sushma Swaraj was the best foreign minister. Jaishankar is just a padha-likha gawar
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