Chris Russell

@MitchLowz Who has?

@Chris_Atlas They’ve invented brains now 🧠 (ironically)

What actually is Arne Slot’s system? Does he have one? Or is he a just a chump who came second to Ten Hag in the Dutch league and rode Klopp’s coat tails 🤔

@MitchLowz Textbook case.

@Chris_Atlas LLLLLiverpool

@Chris_Atlas It was all going so well until teams started playing with line ups he doesn’t like 😬

@Jay82_LFC VVD, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai

Early days but season could spiral downwards like City last season if we’re not careful. Bar Alisson & Ekitike who is actually playing well right now?

@w2Dyer @oli_neal Give me a stat

@oli_neal @Chris_Atlas I clicked on one tweet from world of statistics and now it’s all I ever see.

Twitter is a load of shite now isn’t it. Just drab bot jokes, racism, climate anxiety and football fanboys. 👋

@w2Dyer wired.co.uk/article/hold-m…

Is it a strategic decision to have horrendous hold music to get you off the line? Few of the worst out there from memory: The AA - eerie, sounds like X-Files O2 - sounds like drowning NHS - sound quality disturbingly bad

@w2Dyer @nickgoff79 You enjoying 1% of your time on the slopes is a lie. It’s 0.5%

@nickgoff79 Nail. Hit. Enjoy skiing for camaraderie, picturesque scenery. Only enjoy 1% time on slopes when I’m actually in control Still going next year tho 😅 XC skiing much better. Would never drink champagne if left to my own devices. Other 3 some of most overrated things out there.

Champagne. The Beatles. La Liga. Skiing. Las Vegas.

@KopTalk28 Because otherwise we would have had no one playing on the right wing

Side note: why the fuck did Diaz come on at RW?

@LFCLaurie 😱 not the manager having power at the club. Sickening.

I love Klopp, but this is one of the worst things that could happen to the club.

@LFCLaurie How many champions leagues are we supposed to be winning in 8 years?

We were told in the summer to “just enjoy it”. We won 1 Premier League and 1 Champions League. In 8 years.

@DavidBrentMovie @oli_neal

Meanwhile at Anfield… #LIVMUN

Been absolutely flattened by flu this week. Don’t run in the cold with a sore throat, kids.

@KopTalk28 Based on the criteria of ‘watching our last seven games’ it’s pretty clear that Salah, Matip, Henderson, Fabinho have all been terrible signings. Can throw Trent in there too.

@Jay82_LFC But we’re no further from 4th than we were this morning?

Top 4 gone.

@MitchLowz Haha. He’s looking pretty good I think.

@Chris_Atlas I take it back 😂

Saka off for Rashford surely

@BenjaminMills2 @nocontextfooty Fair though.

@nocontextfooty @Chris_Atlas if only his reaction speed was +10