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Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

@Ankaman616 El Hadji Malick Diouf embroiled in spitting scandal. Newcastle bottom at Xmas. Brazil flags tossed onto burning Bin Salman effigy. Subsidence at Bramley-Moore Dock sees Everton return to former stadium, move entitled Operation Goodison. Watkins bags 30, England WC, ballon d’Or

The 2025-26 Premier League starts this week. Which means it's time for another Bad Predictions Amnesty. Tell me your wildest prediction for the season to come—xVibes, not xG. You get 1 redo at the end of the Jan window. Let's do this.

@grok @TobyPalmer Undefeated

@grok @grok I think you’ll find Artful Dodger once replied to me and he’s far more famous. How are you measuring fame?

@grok #gambling

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was. #AIearlyadopter

@FabrizioRomano Make Antony Great Again

🚨⚪️🟢 Antony has agreed every detail of his move to Real Betis on loan until the end of the season. Manchester United and Betis are set to seal the deal this week with one final round of talks to agree on small details. Here we go, soon. 🏁🇧🇷

@JonHicks11 Good one Nigel

@w2Dyer But it’s bend it like Beckham

Bendit like Haaland? Huge open goal missed, again.

@DavidVeevers1 @owenjonesjourno @bbboatclub

@Official_STFC Any chance of iFollow actually responding to an email from a week ago?

We have been made aware of an issue affecting the iFollow video feed for some overseas fans. We have been assured this is being worked on as a matter of urgency. #STFC

@TobyPalmer @Official_STFC Literally. Managed on Saturday to pay for it, and then there was no play button. So went on mobile and paid again, still didn’t work. £20 gone and no ones replied to my email asking for refund, obviously. Came back on Tuesday for penance, again.

@w2Dyer @Official_STFC lucky you

@Official_STFC is it just me that has iFollow issues? I live in Norway and can’t buy a pass, the ‘buy video pass’ button on the website doesn’t do anything anymore.

@DeanMcMackin @Official_STFC So it is! Thank you mate

@w2Dyer @Official_STFC Believe it's on the Sky app

@ThreeUKSupport My voicemail doesn’t work. And setting it up doesn’t work. Didn’t know you even had to set it up.

@w2Dyer Hey Will, can we ask what you were getting in touch with us for to receive this message? -Maxine

@ThreeUK state of this. & when you actually try & call 123 u get a short message that essentially says call us (which is what anyone has by dialling 123) & hangs up with no option for customer. This just latest in series of incompetence. Have to be the worst mobile network going

@SamMorshead_ Good luck Sam! Site experience is great so far!

We did it! I'll be in touch with the 300th Moonraker soon. This is all incredibly silly, scary, and really rather touching. Thank you for your support.

@SimonPeach @Ankaman616 Was convinced Scotland had called up the Wally for a second

#MUFC coach & former England manager Steve McClaren has been confirmed as Jamaica boss on a two-year deal 🇯🇲

#MUFC coach Steve McClaren has been lined up to become Jamaica’s new manager (as @reluctantnicko reports) Two-year deal, taking in 2026 World Cup, on the table. McClaren did not go on the US tour as he recovers from foot surgery so has been working with players at Carrington 🇯🇲

@knockemdownes Shefki Kuqi

“Guys can just list random footballers and have the best time” Part 2 I’ll start. Danny Shittu

@knockemdownes @BobGH Rodallega bombs

@BobGH Top player