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Noah built the ark because he knew what was coming. The animals soon followed, they could sense the weather. The people didn’t believe him. Until it happened. The flood is coming. Sell everything.

Enough is enough. Some people don’t get it so we tweet. Two scenarios here and we explore both, one more known than the other. Scenario one: the ugly women who speak for the women that get attention. Scenario two: the men who would rather win a bronze medal than a silver medal

"If you keep your nose down in life and keep working, anything is possible." - Curt Cignetti

@NYCMayor They are celebrating in Venezuela just like we will be celebrating when you leave office. You are Maduro.

I was briefed this morning on the U.S. military capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, as well as their planned imprisonment in federal custody here in New York City. Unilaterally attacking a sovereign nation is an act of war and a violation of federal and international law. This blatant pursuit of regime change doesn’t just affect those abroad, it directly impacts New Yorkers, including tens of thousands of Venezuelans who call this city home. My focus is their safety and the safety of every New Yorker, and my administration will continue to monitor the situation and issue relevant guidance.

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich is better than Chik-fil-A.

Best weekend of football all year. F*ck all the favorites.

It’s all about the gravy.

The ceiling on the chicken club is higher than the ceiling on the turkey club.

Now the hardest question for me is chicken or turkey club?

When in Chicago some “must do’s” are deep dish pizza, go to Cubs game, Natural history museum, and more. For me , it’s Portillo’s 😋 Got there twice this week so I’m expecting a low final round 👊

Scottie Scheffler just gave one of the best (and deepest) press conference answers ever heard.

2018: Starting NL 2B 2019: Starting NL SS 2025: Starting AL OF The Javy Báez comeback tour is making a stop at the All-Star Game!

@SwiftHitter Crudo have a chance in the belmont?

@Blake21674453 @1GR8FULGUY Idk how I picked this comment to ride, but you are the goat.

@1GR8FULGUY Race 4 #12 Hold Your Breath drops in class shortening up slightly, going to the grass and getting lasix 15-1 seems real nice

Give me a LOCK over 5/1 today in NY. Sell me the dream and I’ll fire a few Win Bets - split profits if we hit.

@SwiftHitter Where are these pick 5s carrying to tomorrow ?

@SwiftHitter Should have just bet 74 bucks on 3 to win

@SwiftHitter Thank you, swift