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@ShemekaMichelle WD -40

😅 In my house, we call… All petroleum jelly Vaseline All facial tissue Kleenex All glass cleaner Windex Do you have any examples of doing this?

@coleadamss This tracks but I feel like there’s some tennis that proves solid naps as well 🤣

Top 10 Sports Naps 1. Masters Sunday 2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB) 3. NFL Draft Day 3 4. Rainy MLB Summer Day 5. NFL Combine in the background 6. Olympics in the background 7. Masters Saturday 8. Saturday before Selection Sunday 9. Jan 1st Bowl Games 10. Daytona 500

@CalebJHull Agreed - massive nuisance

The stupid electric dirt bikes every kid in America is riding all over the roads need to be completely banned.

Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?

@ByERussell BNSF?

Colorado has a tentative deal with BNSF for passenger rail service between Denver and Fort Collins via Boulder. Upfront costs are ~$333mn for 3 daily Denver-Fort Collins roundtrips funded by state and local sources. It’s described as a starter service. cpr.org/2026/04/08/ten…

@MmisterNobody Well Katy Perry went to space so that might have affected her natural collagen 🤣

What is happening to all these celebrities?

@TheInsiderPaper Boy that makes me nostalgic for the supersonic jets at Miramar back in the day 🛩️

NEW: NASA says that people along the coast of San Diego County in California might hear a sonic boom Friday afternoon when the Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II crew re-enters the atmosphere, wrapping up its historic trip around the moon. The boom may be loud enough to rattle windows when the capsule re-enters the atmosphere shortly before 5 p.m, The San Diego Union-Tribune reports

@maniaUFO I’ve seen the spot before on a recent hurricane in the gulf that was initially heading towards Tampa maybe? Could have been Helene 🤔

Why does all this cloud seem to be originating from one random location in the Gulf?🧐🤔

@L0URDOFTHEFLIES Agree “- ..my son can’t breathe! When did this start ? well he used to be on ___ but Medicaid would t approve the refill because the letter was sent to my previous address and now they want tax returns and documents - but I’m a hairdresser 🎻

the pitt might actually set the record for fastest decline of a television show in history

@Sandiegohumor I always think of Star radio’s roller coaster contest when those people had to ride it over and over all day and night. Someone should do a follow up on the contestants now and see if they had any long term effects 🎢

After six weeks of rehab, one of the most iconic structures in Mission Beach is back in business. The Giant Dipper roller coaster, one of San Diego's favorite amusement rides, has resumed operating at Belmont Park after being out of commission for a month and a half to have wood throughout the coaster's 100-year-old infrastructure replaced. "It went under a $1.6 million rehab," said Sarah Abelson, spokesperson for PE Management Group, which has owned Belmont Park since 2012.

@DerrickEvans4WV Olympic ready 🤣

My gosh. Los Angeles, California looks like a third world country. I remember being a little boy seeing it on tv and thinking how I wanted to visit there one day. Now there’s no way I want to go there. Don’t California my West Virginia.

@TheCinesthetic Michael Giacchino’s score is beautiful here 😭

Pixar really said “let’s ruin them in the first 10 minutes.”

@alphafox You forget your Marlboro 🤣

This is why 90's kids have a low accident record:

@ThoughtCrimes80 Modern rain dance

Lake Powell is dependent on snowfall and the Rockies have had their worst winter ever, so y’all better start doing a rain dance. 😬☔️

@ThrillaRilla369 When people started having dogs as accessories and bringing them everywhere

When was the exact moment in America when everything started going downhill?

@0hour1 @BoredGrandma Look out Beverly Hills!

Trump administration is preparing to revoke 4,000 visas of Iranian elites living in the US.

@sanandreafault Oh hell yes but make it during Coachella on the southern end of your domain and take out all the festival loser and influencers 🙌🏼

Would it be funny if I did a major earthquake?

@BeerlyFootball Honestly Philly . The fans don’t put up with shit, everyone’s drunk and the tailgate cheesesteaks look awesome when you’re wasted.

What football stadium would you most like to visit in person?

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Wow!

A High Schooler just ran 12.97 in the 110M Hurdles 🤯 Klein Colins’ Andrew Jones ran an all Conditions High School Record at Texas Relays of 12.97 in the 110mH.

@ThrillaRilla369 Look at you being a shit stirrer

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowards Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it. Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection