Hank “Bag Work” Johnson

Yes I cross my legs when I sit sometimes. Is it gay? Maybe. Is it extremely comfortable? Yes.

@samburner0 What’re you going down the street? 5 pucks not enough.

@bigjohnmcguyver U don’t want that Big Jim

Any burners want to get some runs in?

We’ve got dad’s side of the family over for Christmas, thank the Lord for the Rate Bowl.

Merry Lankmas everyone🫶

@trekeitheon Second picture saved u

Fit for Five Guys. Is it chopped? #LOTD

She’s gonna be directing their balls in her mouth

@carsandgolf Yikes

Duality of (wo)man

Polar Express is unwatchable. Truly, the worst Christmas movie of all time

This fucks so hard

Clemson in the Pinstripe Bowl😭

Best Stadiums in the CFP 1. Bryant-Denny Stadium (Bama) 2. Ohio Stadium (Ohio State) 3. Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium (OU) 4. Autzen Stadium (Oregon) 5. Sanford Stadium (Georgia) 6. Kyle Field (TAMU) 7. Jones AT&T Stadium (TTU) 8. Vaught Hemingway Stadium (Ole Miss) Thoughts?!

How does this effect @KanakJaren‘s legacy

This is somehow Lincoln Riley’s fault I just can’t figure out how…

Jake Paul is an absolute bitch. It is not everyday bro

I’m boutta 50 cent John Mateer right now.

Watching the Gasparilla Bowl is like being at a pregame with your ex. Drinks are flowing but definitely not what I wanna see. #boomer

John Mateer has my step son’s life in his hands tonight.

Searching for ways to blame this on the Jews. #staytuned

Straight from your boyfriend’s lip?