Trekeitheon Woods

Today’s swing thought

@leftyzag Locked like Fort Knox. #noticing

@trekeitheon 5 hours is optimal brother you’re locked

Stripes today. Running off 5 hours of sleep and a dark roast. Who wants it more?

@chipsmith122 @alpharivelino

Formal yesterday with the girl i’m completely in love with. (I met her last night and got too drunk to even talk to her)

@PaulAllenBV Hehe pecker*

@trekeitheon Get of my prcker dude

There’s just nothing productive that comes from hitting off turf

@PaulAllenBV More like beat my phone

@trekeitheon Sounds like she beat

Girl dropped my phone last night. Didn’t get a new screen despite my efforts. Do something Ternus.

@southsiderickyj Shut up fatty.

@trekeitheon Medium 😭

Yes, I’m in Palo Santo. No, I did not order food. Yes, I’m wearing Peter Millar with an ascot. Any other questions?

@Simplicitiee #noticing

@trekeitheon Nice profile pic bro

Boss invited me out today with another rep and partner. Decided to shoot my lowest round of the year. The org chart should reflect accordingly by Monday, 3 PM EST.

Will report back.

I got one of those nootropic pouches as I try to stop zyns. They all busted in the can. I thought it was just how they were. I have been pissing out of my ass for the last 12 hours. But man, am I focused!

@beaubkboone He reports to me now.

@trekeitheon Boss man gotta respect performance under pressure

@MartyFunk23 Proper progression, Funk

Freed from the chains.

@MLasassyburner @RevWSJohnson Pressure

🚨THIS IS NOT A @RevWSJohnson BELT OFF🚨 mid 20’s self funded, jetless golf hobby program

Honest work from Texas

@RevWSJohnson Wear your TV with pride

Hey guys! Rev here. Going insane. Need help. Can I please start wearing tour visors again? There’s a gaping hole in my aura needing to be filled. If 67% of you or more vote yes, I will return to wearing tour visors.

@NickyNumbers194 Game is game

There was a high school golf team at the range today. Picked the booth next to them and was eavesdropping on the coach for some free lessons.