Zack Moore

Truth.

Sure, the smoke alarm was now disabled and your family might roast in a fire but you had weighed the odds and that battery was necessary for kickoff.

The newest politician answer when he or she is asked to defend their decisions is “you suck.”

Dive into his competition and your questions will be answered.

Huey Lewis And The News, also from the Bay Area could’ve dropped this halftime show- Jacob’s Ladder Heart And Soul I Want A New Drug If This Is It Hip To Be Square Power Of Love Mr Goodell, Jay Z don’t know shit from shanola, put me in charge of halftime

nationalreview.com/news/who-is-go… I don’t want to pick a fight with those who genuinely believe that reparations are a good idea, although doing so is tempting, especially at 37,000 feet with nothing better to do. But I do think it’s important to point out that many of those who claim to support the logic of paying every eligible black person $5 million have refused to contribute a single penny to the cause. Consider the extraordinary virtue signaling coming out San Francisco this month. Here’s the short version, in case the article is behind a paywall. An ordinance creating a reparations fund for Black residents in San Francisco has finally been signed into law, but the program lacks an identified source of funding. Mayor Daniel Lurie has stated that no city funds will be used, (even though he signed the law!) emphasizing the fund's reliance on private donations…none of which have been received. In other words, no one who pushed this preposterous idea forward has pledged a penny toward its practical implementation. I refer specifically to the philanthropists on The San Francisco Board of Supervisors: The 11-member star chamber who unanimously approved the legislation on December 16, 2025. More specifically, I refer to Supervisors Chan, Chen, Dorsey, Fielder, Mahmood, Mandelman, Melgar, Sauter, Sherrill, Walton, and Wong. The San Francisco Human Rights Commission is now tasked with overseeing this fund, which is intended to accept private donations to support recommendations from the African American Reparations Advisory Committee. Again - no many has been contributed. Not a penny. But the city has already spent approximately $217,000 on stipends for the reparations committee members who developed the proposal. If you think the whole thing sounds merely crazy, consider the math. The major cost component of the proposal is the $5 million payment for each black citizen who is 18 years or older. The Census Bureau estimates there are 35,445 individuals who are 18 years or older, given the age distribution of the African American population. Eligibility for the $5 million payments is very broad so we can assume that all African Americans 18 years and older currently living in the city will be eligible for these payments. Paying $5 million to 35,455 individuals totals about $175 billion. To put this in perspective, the city’s budget for the current fiscal year is $14 billion, while this proposed sum exceeds the current state budgets of all US states except for California, New York, and Texas. Again, I’m not sharing this to start a conversation about the wisdom or the folly of reparations. I’m sharing this to further illustrate the rank hypocrisy of our elected officials, and their endless desire to be celebrated by the people who voted them in. Today, those people are congratulating themselves for establishing a fund that absolutely no one is funding - including them.

Property taxes are a way to ensure we never really own our homes.

I don’t disagree with the sentiment but is that 90% of parents or 90% of families?

50-person committee deciding who gets in the NFL HOF. 32 media and some at-large members. That’s all you need to know.

The uniforms America deserved but was denied tonight.

Every guy alive in the 80s posed like this at least once. Other old dudes will confirm this to be accurate.

ChatGPT going to get any credit for that speech?

I swear Iowa may have been a top 5 team this past season.

I hope the University of Tennessee men’s football team notices that not one player has been rolling around on the ground after a play.

This week marked the five thousandth performance of the Broadway musical "Cats." It also marked the five thousandth time a guy turned to his wife and said, "What the hell is THIS?"

People are debating whether the Falcons should incorporate their modern logo into the new uniforms, but for me there is nothing they could ever come up with, including the logo that will beat these. Can you imagine how good these would look in HD or 4k?

As a HS principal, I’m purchasing a pallet of these for exclusive use at our school.

$1.5M max.

@MrMaxPrice You’re not crazy.

Advice from coach parents: Am I crazy for thinking that maybe my 6-year-old will be better served by not playing little league baseball this spring and instead just being with our guys at most of our high school practices?

Yes, please.